Regarding Ineligible Relatives Conceived With My Father Kevin’s Semen

My indigenous Lingiarri (formerly Mussolini) family here in Gippsland was targeted for abuse, particularly the theft of babies and semen for no valid reason in the early 1900’s. My Grandmother Myrtle Webb, maiden name Cooke (via unnecessary adoption - birth name Lingiarri - biological father Vinsente's birth surname Mussolini) married my Grandfather Duke and Lord James Webb the Habsburg in St Kilda in Melbourne in late January 1926, when they were both 20. She was pregnant with twins at the time.

 

Duke and Lord James Webb the Habsburg's father was Prince Sebastian Habsburg, only legitimate child of the last legitimate emperor of Austria & Hungary Franz-Joseph 1. My Great-Grandfather Prince Sebastian Habsburg was not clearly known in Australia as my Great-Grandfather and Predecessor Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern’s Official Royal Consort from 1943-4 until after I was born. When my Grandmother Myrtle Webb (Indigenous Australian Army General Sir John Monash's Niece - Sir John was a Mussolini at birth) married Duke and Lord James, it resulted in her becoming a Duchess of Austria and a Lady of Hungary via marriage. Because Duke and Lord James was the son of a Prince, James automatically became a Duke & Lord at the designated age (18 or 21) under law. It was authorized by his Grandfather Emperor Franz-Joseph 1 after he was born in 1906, who he spent private family time with before emigrating to Australia as a child with his mother prior to 1912.​

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Duke and Lord James and his Wife Duchess and Lady Myrtle were in the guard of honour at Duchess and Lady Myrtle's Uncle General Sir John Monash's State Funeral along St Kilda Road in Melbourne in 1931. My Uncle Ian Webb and my father Kevin Webb were also in the guard of honour (my father Kevin was 15 moths old at the time). There is several films of the funeral. I will mention here that there is nothing wrong with an Australian - particularly an indigenous Australian - having a foreign Royal Title, like my Grandmother Myrtle.

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Because the Habsburg dynasty was dissolved as the Constitutional Monarchy of Austria and Hungary in 1922 (approximately) leaving only residual equal minor titles, my Grandfather Duke and Lord James' children with his wife Duchess and Lady Myrtle were only eligible to inherit a Royal Habsburg Title when James died. Duchess and Lady Myrtle died in the 1950's. James died in the 1980's in Queensland, years after I saw him at a very large Webb family reunion in Gippsland when I was a child. My Father Kevin became a Duke of Austria and a Lord of Hungary (which passed on to me automatically as his only legitimate child in 2004) when his father James died. My Uncle Ian was murdered in the 1970's in Queensland, and left everything including his Austrian and Hungarian Habsburg inheritance to my father Kevin and myself. My father Duke and Lord Kevin therefore inherited two fractions of the inheritance off his father Duke and Lord James. My father Kevin had already divorced my mother Judith before his father Duke and Lord James died. When James died and my father Kevin inherited Royal Habsburg Title and assets in Austria and Hungary, his ex-wife Judith had already been excluded from receiving any property or personal belongings from my father's estate after losing the divorce case in the Dandenong Family Law Court in the 1970's. She received money and nothing more after her personal belongings were collected in the divorce court order. She was only entitled to $10,000 cash and nothing more in my father's estate when he died in 2004. Because she divorced my father before he became a Duke and Lord of Austria and Hungary, she was not a Duchess or Lady, and was ineligible to claim a cut of my Austrian and Hungarian Habsburg property and artifacts. 

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They pretended she was still married to my father Kevin when he died in 2004 to attempt to steal money and property off me as sole beneficiary of all his property, non-cash assets, and private belongings. They eventually illegally sold my home property in Yarragon to a man bred with Einstein's sperm (in Saddam Hussein's mother) who was "organized crime chore dating" the oldest female who used to pretend to be my sister. That female was really Grand-daughter spawn of evil Neo-Natzi Nuremberg trialled Ricky O'Shea - the Impostor Hermann Goerring after December 1943 to the end of World War 2. They illegally sold my family home to someone bred with genocidal paedophile Albert Einstein's sperm who was squatting in my house with the Grand-Daughter of a man tried at Nuremberg for torturing my Great-Grandfather Prince Sebastian Habsburg and Hermann Goerring (a Webb) in Daccau prison in 1944-5. That is the way they illegally try to operate, and the "unofficial way" they claim "society is in Australia". Even if it doesn't match the Legal reality.

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I would like to point out here that Osterreich's name change in 1913 to a copy of Australia's name with two letters removed - "Austria" - which was a direct reference to intending to stalk Australian's in reference to the Austrian led destruction of around 1.5 million people's homes in Gippsland in 1858 - did not mean that anyone who is an Australian citizen is banned from receiving Royal Habsburg inheritances. ALL Prince Sebastian Habsburg's eligible children (all pre-authorized to become Duke's, Lord's, Duchesses or Ladies of Austria and Hungary when they turned 18 or 21) emigrated to Australia prior to 1912 and became Australian citizens BEFORE that name change to Austria. When Duke and Lord James father Prince Sebastian died in 1960, Austrian and Hungary refused to pass on any assets in both counties to Sebastian's children "BECAUSE THEY BECAME AUSTRALIANS!". Several settled in Gippsland, and James married an indigenous Gippsland woman (Duchess Myrtle) who was an indigenous Australian Army General's Niece. Now, they are pretending they can withhold any Royal inheritance, anytime, without reason, to try to illegally hand it over to a spawn of Einstein.

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People from the USA still incorrectly claim to be evilly "entitled" to stalk Habsburg's in an organized crime "Truman Show" like format because my Homosexual Great-Great-Grandfather Emperor Franz-Joseph 1 was raped by a female from that country, and it resulted in an ineligible child. They didn't manage to steal assets or Royal Title for it and its descendants, so they are still pretending they get to pursue it now.

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As was usual amongst Gippslanders back to the existence of the 1.2 million plus population city of Yarragon in what is now called Latrobe Valley, she went to the bayside Melbourne suburb now known as St Kilda to have all her babies, in multiple pregnancies, in the small birthing hospitals back from the foreshore. Like literally tens of thousands of others over the years. Those small birthing hospitals looked like 1 or 2 bedroom units and the "Stork" out of the Looney Tunes Cartoons.

 

Baby thefts from those birthing hospitals in St Kilda (probably known as “Birrarung” before the 1840’s) didn’t start until after World War 1. Prior to then everything was fine. All but one baby was stolen off her at that location every time she had a multiple birth, which was most of her many pregnancies. She was a naturally Albino Indigenous Gippslander who was separated from her father Vinsente due to a stupid discriminatory law that was incorrectly enforced, introduced by what was then the Sate of Victoria’s “administration” here. It was a ban on part Indigenous children who had a foreign (particularly European) parent being allowed to live with their indigenous parent in indigenous communities and reserves in this state.

 

My Great-Grandfather Vinsente Lingiarri (not the younger Vincent with a "c" "hand full of sand" guy) had been lobbying with state government on behalf of Gippslanders, walking backwards and forwards to Melbourne to do it, on various issues. His daughter Myrtle was not half European, she had two indigenous parents, but because she was Albino she looked light skin toned, so they confiscated her off her father Vinsente, and despite his lobbying would not let her back to live with him, pretending she was half European. She ended up having to use the forced adoption name "Cooke" afterwards. So, she was "stolen" off her parents - how "Australian". Or should that be "Canadian" (given they were involved in the theft of most of the babies)?. They still think running around with a baby stolen at birth or conceived with a stolen sperm, ova, or embryo - to tease the biological parent(s) - and maybe steal assets or cash - is what they pass off as a "functioning society". Body functional panto-mime society.

 

Vinsente ended up lobbying for her to be returned to live with him and the law being scrapped. Vinsente was often mentioned as the type “who could run for a state parliament”, and his lobbying role was very official. I guess in some ways the motivation for her being confiscated, and him being rendered unable to walk long distances then moved to East Gippsland, was to stop him doing it and getting an official position. Then babies were stolen off her to extend that, I suppose, as a separate motive to other baby thefts from others. Trying to interrupt the passed on ancestral history of Gippsland was obviously another motive. Federation onto Australia in 1900-1 stripped indigenous people of the right to enrol to vote or run for parliament - until 1967.

 

My father Kevin was a triplet and the only one Duchess and Lady Myrtle got to keep from that birth on 24 June 1930. His older brother Ian was a twin. Ian's stolen twin sister went on to become known as “Marylin Monroe”, or Norma Jean Baker, my biological Aunty. One of the stolen children that spawned the whimpering line, "Maybe your stolen child will end up a famous actor or sportsperson in a foreign country - and get a better life than it would have had?". They still do that these days, but on a much larger scale using stolen sperm and ova. And modern terrorism equipment. At least two of my father's male biological siblings ended up Astronauts on the "Apollo" missions and went to the moon - including a same pregnancy sibling.

 

One of my father Kevin’s stolen siblings from a previous pregnancy to my father visited him at my family home in Yarragon before I was born. He was Captain of St Kilda Saints Football Club’s first ever Premiership win (of many), his name being Darrel Baldock, my biological Uncle. The older females who pretended to be my sisters after I was born never really talked about it. But that was indicative of their attitude towards him, then me, after being illegally implanted into my family home for organized crime terrorism stalking reasons by their real parents. Darrel was just another strangely polite man who visited the house who was Indigenous, and they were not interested. They claim that illegally implanted family routine is "good unofficial illegal satellite television" these days. Entertainment for thugs.

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After World War 2 a very stupid theme about the looks of babies became an issue in the Gippsland region, that was not as obvious as beforehand if it existed at all. It was the ridiculous idea that White or Blonde haired, blue eyed babies (with a few variations) were a superior race, and the babies “more valuable”. Absolutely retarded concept and one my Great-Grandpa Kaiser Adolf 1 did not agree with, obviously.

 

I want to make it clear that none of the people I mention here are eligible for my Imperial Family, only me, no arguments.

 

My Biological Grandmother & Her Two Lookalikes:

 

As I mentioned earlier, my mother Judith and her bred lookalikes, then her mother Donna and her bred lookalikes (2), were shipped here to Gippsland after my mother was born in January 1940. The main motive was that her father Ioseb ("Stalin") Djugashvili's father was an indigenous Gippslander from Traralgon - Besaronis Djugashvili.

 

Donna moved here after she divorced "Stalin". One of the crime lunatics eventual motives for the abduction of my Great Grandpa Kaiser Adolf 1 in December 1943 may have been the fact that Stalin divorced his illegitimate stolen-sperm daughter Donna. Ioseb was unaware she was Kaiser Adolf's illegitimate no consent daughter, but the crime lunatics who knew she was thought their marriage was a perfect trigger to start a war between Germany and the Soviet Union.

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They bred masses of children using Ioseb's stolen semen after his third wife Donna was involved in stealing it for them so they could put it in storage, after their divorce was finalized. Biological Uncles and Aunties to me are totally ineligible for my Imperial family (and so are all their descendants) regardless of their Family name and other factors (like who else they are related to, and what terrorism group they are in).

 

After Donna and her lookalikes arrived in Australia after her divorce, they settled in here in Gippsland, close by my mother Judith. My Grandmother “Donna” was told about my family being targeted for no reason and was incorrectly informed that Albino children and their immediate descendants increased the likelihood of White haired (or blonde) blue eyed babies. She was also bred with sperm stolen off the Crown Prince Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern when he was in hospital in 1906, and raised by the terrorism groups involved.

 

My father Kevin was the son of an Albino indigenous Gippslander who was a Duchess of Austria and a Lady of Hungary when he was born. The name "Gippsland" had given Gippslanders from the old City of Yarragon Yarra-Yallou Gunna-Kurnai area some "separation" from what is now Tasmania. Tasmania used to be included as one of the more than 100 "Gippsland Islands" prior to Federation in 1900-1901. There were several incidents that soured the relationship between what is now Gippsland and the State of Tasmania.

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My father Kevin had already been victimized by females when he was younger. He was a responsible man. His attitude towards gender and sexuality was admirable and he had an impeccable attitude towards Homosexuals. He had conversations with females and was told quite a few times by those females they were on contraceptive pills when they were not. I would like to point out it did not make him overly trusting. Some were trying to take advantage of “a feeling” that people needed to repopulate the area.

 

As a result, he had several instances where he had sex with females in his late teens and twenties who said they were on contraception and were not, and never talked to him again afterwards. That resulted in a few older half siblings he was never told about.

 

Then they moved in on him after being told he was the son of an Albino and that could mean White haired (or Blonde) Blue eyed babies. So, he met one of my biological Grandmother’s 2 lookalikes, who was on fertility drugs but not contraception. She lied and said she was “on the pill” as it was called here, and he did not need to worry about it, they had casual sex and she left.

 

Nine months later she had twins, both with, you guessed it, Blueish eyes and Whiteish hair. So, she told the other of my biological Grandmother’s two lookalikes. Around a year later, she pretended to be the first woman re-appearing and said hello to him and did the same thing the other had done. They had casual sex, then she left.

 

When the second one was six months pregnant my biological grandmother “Donna” (Kaiser Adolf’s illegitimate daughter & Joseph Stalin's ex-wife) moved in on him and pretended to be the first one again, only this time she made like she wanted to get to know him, date, stay together, hold hands, take walks, have dinner, almost to the point of stalking, (but seemingly not quite). To gain his trust she was on contraception for around three months, waiting for the second one’s babies to be born. She even moved in with him at the family home he had bought and started paying off when he was about 20 at 27 Campbell Street, Yarragon. It was a little weird & slightly shocking to him.

 

She waited until the other babies were born. At least one, you guessed it, had Blueish eyes and Whiteish hair. So, Donna went off the contraception, started taking fertility drugs, and waited. She then had sex with him, hung around long enough to make sure she was pregnant, and then packed her bags and left without telling him why.

 

She had quadruplets. If any of the above number are incorrect than there may be another baby or two, but around 8 total were born, all irrelevant to my Imperial Family and Italian estates, but half siblings none the less (that are also either Cousins, or Uncles/Aunties).

 

I will not be pretending one of those half siblings is my "real father" for the tele-vomit kleptomania game-show terrorist types pretending they have the perfect plot if I play along and tell a designer lie. A DNA test would prove they have the same father as me, making it impossible for any of them to be mine.

 

There is no chance of me telling a designer lie to make it look like my Homosexuality was caused by "inbreeding" either. Like the lie that Prince Alois Hitler the Hohenzollern married a biological Cousin, instead of his Cousin-In-Law. Princess Klara Hitler the Hohenzollern (maiden name Pölzl) was not biologically related to my Great-Great-Grandfather Prince Alois and was his ONLY wife.

 

Another by the way. His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm Hohenzollern 2 (my Great Grandpa's Predecessor who I am also Heir to) was not Queen Victoria's of the United Kingdom of Great Britain's Grandson. He was an In-Law (legally related via a marriage - not biologically related).

 

My Father Kevin Met My Mother Judith:

 

When Donna’s daughter, my Mother Judith, turned 17 in 1957, they introduced her to him without him knowing who her mother was. In the end, they started casually dating and not much more as my father was not really all that keen on someone under 18.

 

Then in 1958 after she turned 18, he asked her to marry him, and she said yes. They got married on the 3rd of May 1958 in Moe (the marriage my Great-Grandpa Kaiser Adolf 1 looked up on the records before travelling here in late 1971). He carried her over the threshold, and she moved in with him at 27 Campbell street, Yarragon. He was working 6 days a week to pay off the enormous house and block.

 

She was pregnant shortly after in around June with their first pregnancy together. When she was sure she was pregnant, she swapped places with a vaguely related identical looking female, and stayed hidden in the local area to see if he said anything. He looked confused, frowned a lot, and my mother’s impostor tried to settle into the house, pregnant to someone else, a man called “Pedersen”, son of Neo-Natzi lunatic Ricky O'Shea.

 

In the end, whilst my mother was still nearby, he did not stop and say, “You’re not my wife, who are you?”. So, her associates who were watching him closely celebrated, and my mother went elsewhere and dumped the babies unregistered at birth, then went away to do whatever she did afterwards like the evil idiot whore she was.

 

The first of the females that ended up pretending to be my Sisters was born in March 1959 and they named her after my father's real wife (Judith). Coincidentally it was the same year my Great-Grandpa Kaiser Adolf escaped Prisoner of War Jail in Yugoslavia (later that year in around November). My father started thinking he married a mentally ill woman who may have been having an affair. He was correct, but unaware of the situation in full.

 

My mother’s impostor blankly refused sex and insisted on separate beds. My Great-Grandfather Prince Sebastian Habsburg died in 1960, after the first illegally implanted child was born. Ironically enough, if my Grandfather Duke and Lord James had received his Habsburg inheritance, he could have offered my father Kevin the use of a property in Austria and or Hungary to live in. My mother Judith "missed out" on becoming as Duchess and Lady herself when my father Kevin divorced her, and won, in the late 1970's.

 

In January 1961, my mother came back, picked her night (when he’d been drinking, was tired, had been working 6 or 7 days a week, doing overtime, had had visitors) and jumped him for sex, swapped places again and the impostor wife who pretended it was back to the usual with separate beds. Judith hid in the local area long enough to make sure she was pregnant, and dumped the babies unregistered.

 

In October 1961, the second female was born to my mother’s impostor and a man called “Reewoldt”. My mother’s identical looking impostor had settled in for the no sex fake marriage, pretending to be my father Kevin’s wife full time by then. I am hesitating to mention their names here, because we never really did get on, and we have not for decades (whoever is still alive out of the four (and their lookalikes)). She was named. Then my mother and her impostor did it again in January 1963.

 

In October 1963, the third female was born to my mother’s impostor and a man called “Van Der Mullen”. They named her.

 

Then in June 1966, they did it again. My mother jumped him for sex (if anything she was too “pushy” about it). They swapped places again and the fourth female was born in March 1967 to my mother’s impostor and a man called “Richardson”. Another loser like the other 3. It was still pretending it had magic powers over my father because it was born shortly after my father’s favourite team won its first ever Premiership (of many) in 1966 (with his indigenous biological brother as Captain).

 

Then there was a prolonged gap until my mother made a little miscalculation when she rotated in to try to get pregnant - AS SHE HAD DONE EVERY YEAR, ONCE A YEAR, ON COPIOUS FERTILITY DRUGS, AS IT TURNED OUT - when my father Kevin was on holidays in Lakes Entrance in East Gippsland. There was copious seafood, something Judith seemed to do anything for, and she got stuck at home for the full pregnancy after discovering her impostor had also made a little miscalculation and they couldn’t swap places with each other. She had gotten pregnant again for a 5th implanted child. But the man she was pregnant to was so vile, she decided on a abortion. She had an unofficial one, and got severely ill immediately afterwards, losing a large number of Kilograms.

 

My Mother ended up coming up with a sketchy plan to try to keep my father away from the hospital, have all the babies, pick one to kill, show him the dead one, and say something went wrong and there was nothing that could be done, to upset him and see how disappointed he was. As if it was his fault, she was in the predicament in the first place.

 

Before I was born (and survived thanks to “My Saviour” Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern) she had gone elsewhere and dumped around 42 children between 1958 and 1971, all with the same parents as me. I was child 43 when I was born, and the other two were unborn when my father spent five minutes with me on 18 January 1972 at sunrise, minutes after I had been born. The other two were then taken from the hospital whilst my father was at work around lunchtime, stolen from him unregistered and were around 44 and 45, respectively. Of 45 conceived via actual sex. Their mother Judith, did not have any children via sex that she gestated herself to anyone other than my father Kevin outside of her marriage, between 1958 and her hysterectomy in 1972 (which she tried to use to pass herself off as a “devout Catholic” (whore)).

 

She dumped them anywhere. Had them in phone boxes, in alleys near orphanages, at the docks close by seafood, etcetera. They often fell on their heads between her legs and were dumped quickly, thrown to people boarding boats (maybe planes), that sort of thing. She did not exhibit any normal human responses to a baby she gave birth to in her entire life. They were like inanimate objects that were not in her anymore, nothing more.

 

Then she had that “hysterectomy” later in 1972 before going AWOL. Several females swapped places pretending to be my mother when my father wasn’t home when I was an infant and toddler, only one with what seemed like any sort of a partial decent attitude, and she disappeared, presumed dead.

 

No secret in Europe:

 

When Europe found out I was legitimately made His imperial Majesty Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern’s heir to the German Imperial Hohenzollern Family in February 1972, via an idiot Italian “secret” service agent with a drinking and gossip problem, and a German Sates League team (who had only won a handful of titles previously) over two slow years…. It sort of culminated in tens of thousands of people showing up to the 1974 Soccer World Cup (a tournament Australia’s Socceroos qualified for, for the first time ever, and non-mysteriously drew BOTH nations called Germany, and the only team in the competition spelt like the word “child”, Chile) who yelled abuse and some threats at me during the tournament when the Socceroos were playing, thinking I’d be watching on TV at 2 years old. Like I would have been woken up for it, my eyes propped open, taped up in front of the TV a little to close and forced to watch it bu fake mommy.

 

There were some supportive sounding comments apparently, I will say that. A very loud “YAY, a new KAISER” here and there, apparently. One person, who thinks they are world famous, and would demand I mention them, yelled “Oh, HOW DARE YOU BE THE LEGITIMATE HEIR TO THAT HOMOSEXUAL KAISER HITLER!”, very loud. People, mainly from teams other than West Germany said, “oh come on, you can’t say that. We’re pretending he was an evil Heterosexual who was having it off with Eva Braun”. And West Germany won the tournament, so that person thinks they are famous. Both Germanies tried to work out if the Socceroos new an Australian child (me) had been named Kaiser Adolf 1’s heir during the two matches, and both scored saying "oh, they don’t know”. I assuming it was Austrians and Hungarians who yelled in that strange generic voice of the region "WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BECOME THE NEW KAISER BECAUSE YOU ARE AUSTRALIAN!". "And you could be black!". Given my father's father Duke and Lord James didn't get his Austrian and Hungarian inheritance assets when his father Prince Sebastian died in 1960, with the excuse being ";BECAUSE HE BECAME AN AUSTRALIAN1", the rest doesn't even take an abacus.

 

I will inform those people who stared at the TV cameras and yelled stuff out at me, yet again, that we still did not have TV reception in my hometown of Yarragon at the time. Not that there would have been any guarantees the tournament was on TV. We did get reception shortly after, and as soon as a neighbour got a watchable picture, my father went and bought one to cheer me up for when I got home form a hospital stay. I was plonked in front of it after getting home from hospital one day, after being attacked and hospitalized whilst my father was not home, again, and saw some early tele-vomit fiction. It is a lot worse now…. There is a lot more of it and it is on specialist channels on rotation, and they just re-work the same material over and over every couple of months like a full-time job, turned industry. Since I was born and name Kaiser Adolf's sole legitimate successor, the fictional vomit about hi on TV has gotten worse over the years. If they pretended he killed a million Jews and Homosexuals during World War 1 before I was born, it became anywhere from 6 to 20 million in the years after I was born, if you understand me. Exaggeration after I was born also came with modern techno performance exaggerating drugs to cheat sport with, by the way.

 

I watched 48 seconds of a documentary a few years ago where the footage had been “CGI’d” to make Kaiser Adolf look like he was impersonating (illegal footage of) my dad Kevin sitting on the couch talking to me at home. They pretended he was impersonating my father Kevin rubbing his chin, with Adolf saying “He’s thinking, mm, there she is over there…. I might marry her and wait for the first Homosexual Dwarf to get born, dump the rest unregistered and make that the new Kaiser of Germany for him”, with real mouth movements to suggest that. Fake audio underneath the voiceover too.

 

The footage at Berghoff looked like if it was not before my mother was born, when my father was about 9, it was very shortly afterwards when my father was in Gippsland Australia. My mother didn't get exported to Gippsland by Donna Podolski until 1942, before then she was a resident of Russia.

 

The description of the "documentary" on pay TV said my Great-Grandpa ate Opiates, Tranquillizers, Bulls Semen, Hungarian Peasant Faeces, and Testosterone every day as a “health regime”. Like milkshakes or something? Curly Straw? I thought, “He must have had it off with a Hungarian man for a while when he was Prince Imperial then, yeah”. Which he did, they had private dinners in the Reichstag, table for two away from the other guests. Pheasant with Orange Glaze and Nasturtium flowers was one of Adolf's favourites. Then Prince Imperial Adolf was dating a Hungarian man when he was Royal visited by his Aunty Wallis (Simpson), the new Duchess of Cambridge and her Husband Duke Edward in 1938.

 

Then there was footage of someone taking “home movies” of my Great-Grandpa. It looked like it was a younger gay man who had the Camera and Kaiser Adolf looked and thought a, “should you be...." as if shocked about the guy having the camera in his hand or something.

 

So, they voiced it over and said it was home movies taken by “Eva Braun” and I had to switch it off. He never actually met Janet at all. 48 seconds was all I could manage, and I was surprised I lasted that long, really. There is regularly worse tele-vomit, particularly on the internet.

 

Must be embarrassing for the people who make it and then re-hash it who are not mental patients by now. Footage of Prince Imperial and new Chancellor Adolf Hitler making his first speech in parliament, after unexpectedly being elected Chancellor, had been altered to make it appear, with subliminal sledge hammer fake audio superimposed under, but like on, like it was a personal “have a few Beers and try other gender sex” ad, just for me, as a personal pre-recorded magic future prediction message from my Great-Grandpa.

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Cousins:

 

To complicate matters, my Homosexual Uncle Ian Webb’s semen was stolen in the 1940’s when he was a teenager. He was the son of an Albino and had Whitish hair and very sparkly Light Grey, Silver, Diamond eyes.

 

There are literally thousands of Cousins conceived with that semen, around 3000. For various motives, usually look alike breeding campaigns for future possible organized crime purposes, or lunatic native food motives, even recipes apparently. Backups in case someone cannot “be pushed out of the light”.

 

They used it to try to breed lookalikes for the babies stolen off my father before birth, and my two younger ineligible unregistered triplet siblings, obviously. Just in case they needed replacing with a lookalike, and vice versa, if they gave one of them a shove to try to push them out of the light as well, or the partial shade, and they refused to lurch forward into the dark crime like a pantomime actor doing a prat fall.

 

They bred masses of them, sorted them out into bunches who look alike, and sometimes tried to group a biological sibling of mine conceived via sex between my married parents into each lookalike bunch, obviously. If the sibling or one of the others that has a “public” looking profile won’t play loon, they just swap them over if possible, and if that doesn’t work, they just re-record everything using a related one who looks similar, and replace the material for release or broadcast with it.

 

Aint no-one to look like me enough though. Always did annoy them a lot me being a genetically Short-Statured 6’2”, Albino, genetically Gigantic person. Nothing wrong with having Red (sometimes Greenish) hair or beach sand coloured skin after all. Or, Blue, Green, Yellow-Gold, Gold, Red-orange, Red and Pink-Purple eyes either.

 

Look, none of the older Females who pretended to be my sisters in the household I grew up in are eligible for anything at all from my Imperial or Italian estates. No chance, man. They have stolen all they could possibly already steal from my Webb Family estates left to me by my local family. I do not have anything to do with them, have not for over a decade and you would be wasting your time with a loser if you try to hook up for something from them. You will get nothing, you will only feel like you are a bong, being sucked on where you pack yourself for their next toke. Left with dregs and a bad smell.

 

They have all been involved in trying to kill me or seriously harm me in some way, or at least get to watch and script the horror. They will tell you all about it, and it will take them months to get through all the things they have done to me. They are not intelligent enough to be serious terrorists themselves but are bad fodder for others with the planning skills and personal resources to use their ideas. Try your local terrorist bunker, satellite perverted loser set-up, drug dealer, free drugs for thuggery venue, wherever scum go. If you find them and decide to do something for the good of humankind about them, good for you. You have my full conditional support. How do people like that hang on to the idea they are missed, their victim here will wilt just for some company for a few hours, or that they have some sentimental value. I prefer my footy DVD collection, and regular visits to a sauna, really.

 

They are the “fake Hitler alternative reality box”, game show contestants, filling in the stalker bingo cards for free showbags of drugs, homogeneousness death to the world, anti-evolution, unpopular peoples front’s FAVOURITE types to plug through the terrorism daily grind mincer. Most of them can be taught to terrorize via computer or smart phone but would not know how to do anything else with it. That is why what they get into must be like teaching someone a computer game. They have done that stoned. And that is about it. The worst brains to make your best laid plans using, on the planet. I know some people who get involved in that sort of thing have to have a small lobotomy before being allowed to get involved, as well. It can be like "Shaun of the Dead" out there, people.

 

And people want to pretend I would take one of them to Germany (or Italy, Russia - AUSTRIA or HUNGARY) with me, if it ever happens, and I feel a little hesitant. For an unfamiliar face I have intentionally tried not to look at for the last 15 years, who could be a cosmetic surgery body double by now for all I know.

 

Ah, No.

 

It gets worse, or more complicated though, as far as biological siblings go.

 

The Embryo K: 

 

After I was named Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern’s Royal heir in 1972, then sole beneficiary of his Italian estate in 1973, and it became clear it was for real, they decided to approach my mother and check her out. I do not mean at home either, her impostor was still pretending to be my father Kevin’s wife full time.

 

She had a hysterectomy later in 1972 and had no means to gestate a baby. But they decided to examine her anyway and discovered she still had functioning Ovaries and was still producing Ova. She was, at that time, not anywhere near aware of my Imperial status.

 

They had a chat with her and made her an offer. They would put her on fertility drugs, put a zip in her torso to access her Ovaries, and if she came in once a month to have her Ova collected, they would give her free accommodation and seafood for life.

 

And she agreed.

 

After they got divorced my father started seeing a female in a local town called Drouin. She had no means to gestate a child after a hysterectomy either. He went to visit her without telling anybody, including me (which was fine by me), on his days off, except Sundays. People thought he was working 6 days a week, working his rostered days off, working during his annual and long service leave. Even joked about it disrespectfully.

 

On his days off he used to get up, prepare like he was going to work, catch the train towards where he worked anyway, and go and visit her instead. None of my business obviously, he was not bringing her home for dinner or anything.

 

Then the usual happened and she stole his semen, and it was put in storage. I heard they also stole some when he was in hospital in the late 1960’s with heart problems, which they disposed of in favour of the fresh stuff.

 

They used it to fertilize the Ova they harvested off my mother to create embryo’s, like it was an organized crime make work project, with some vague intentions of trying to steal my Imperial Family off me, amongst other motives. Like Italy? This is the sort of thing lunatics do as a “make work project”. Most likely they were just trying to breed lookalikes to use to swap places with each other.

 

The best they can do now is claiming they have a four-way surrogacy agreement (as if an Imperial one) between my mother Judith, my father Kevin, Kaiser Adolf 1 and a female to gestate the baby, signed and authorized before he abdicated to me on 28.12.1977. That is for an embryo baby gestated in a third party and born after my Great-Grandpa died (which is not possible under the rules). Even though both my mother and father were ineligible to get involved in an Imperial Parenting agreement, as neither were German Imperial Family, and one biological parent must be. Ridiculous. They cannot have copied one written and authorised for me to be born, because there was not one. Kaiser Adolf 1 had never contacted my parents to discuss them having a baby for him, before I was born. Which he didn't have to do.

 

If there are documents, they are obviously fake. No-one gestated by a third party like that can be eligible, so they are wasting their time. Most of the females who gestated the embryos without consent from my father (or mother), just happen to be “representatives” of organized crime or terrorism organisations, who just happen to have been trying to steal money, property etcetera off me, in some cases it for decades, 40 years or more in some instances. Like Vincent Corleone’s sister, for example.

 

No chance of any of them ever getting into my Imperial Family, it is a ridiculous concept. I do NOT tolerate people pretending that one of them, who they claim has public fame on its side, will be taking over my Imperial Family if something happens to me, by pretending my mother approached my father and said, “I still have functioning ovaries, let’s have some children gestated in a 3rd party, so Kaiser Adolf has a back-up to Crown Prince Brian Webb, and contact Adolf in Italy for some documents…”.

 

There is only one set of documents and they are for me, and he could not use the rule to name another biological Great-Grandchild, and he died when I was 10. Pretending biological siblings born after he died could be eligible as back-ups is ridiculous fiction.

 

If they have documents, they are fake and they are some potentially serious jail time. And most of the around 1000 (apparently) just happen to have been gestated in organized crime and terrorist types (including match fixing trash). Really.

 

No offence to the decent human beings amongst the younger biological siblings.

 

My Father Kevin and my Mother Judith divorced in the late 1970’s. They had NO other children in their joint custody before or after I was born. I was the only biological child of my parents. I was still the cause of child maintenance support payments ordered by the divorce court order from my Father Kevin to his ex-wife Judith, until I turned 16 in 1988.

 

If there were any younger siblings registered to them both who went home in their joint custody (a sharing thing), I would have noticed. And they would not be eligible anyway. It would also been seriously amazing since Judith had a hysterectomy shortly after I was born. I'll spare everyone the "stop at perfection" joke.

 

F’ off.

 

By the way, as of February 2020, there are no embryo's or sperm left from my stolen semen either. If someone did manage to fake a child conceived with the last of my stolen semen without consent being registered to me at birth and born with consent, like with a fake Imperial parenting agreement, it would be too late to make it my heir now anyway.

 

The last one was born around 2 years before I wrote this, and the time limit after a birth to authorise a new eligible baby is 18 months.

 

I do not have the means to authorise those sorts of documents anyway as I have never designed and registered what is required.

 

There's little chance of me trying to design and register what I need to officially authorise Imperial Family documents without access to my money and property first. Come on people, I am the sensible one here.

 

Kaiser Adolf's Imperial Seal Die Matrix became invalid the day he died in 1982 and there has not been a new one since.