Yarragon City and the "Holy Grail":

So why did the 1.2 million plus population City of Yarragon in Gippsland, and the other smaller population centres, get ruined by a lunatic arson riot in 1858?

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People make up all sorts of diversion excuses. The most pathetic one is that there was “open homosexuality” in Gippsland in the 1800’s. Like that was unusual or something. Including people repeatedly stating (correctly) that the two largest buildings here (around 17 to 20 modern floors) were built by Homosexuals, and housed Homosexuals only.

I will mention something else that is a difficult one for me, and others, before I continue. I am related to one of the “three wise men” from material in the Bible. And "Moses". I have been compared in looks to consistent tales of one all my adult life. Particularly my arm hair, which have a green-bronze-gold appearance.

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It is one of those things. What I am about to write is as truthful as I can be, regardless of how little people like it.

I have been aware that the so called “Shroud of Turin” was likely an artistic depiction of one of the “wise men”, (not “Jesus”) from a very young age. Some people go a bit bonkers when they see certain images of me if they have seen photographs of it. It is NOT EASY looking like one of the three wise men. People subliminally, if not openly consciously, compare me to the “Shroud of Turin” often. People who look similar to and are related to the other two “wise men” have also been around me all my life in Gippsland.

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The “Shroud of Turin” is actually an artistic depiction of ALL THREE “wise men” merged into the one form, done on a stiff linen similar to canvas. A “work of art” depiction of them all looking into a cot or crib, merged into one head, like a painting or drawing. There is one person who would have known what all three looked like fairly accurately…. Regardless of anyone’s opinion of what I just said, it has genuine artistic merit in a very serious way. Likely personally made by Jesus, herself.

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OKAY, here goes….

There was no live crucifixion of “Jesus”. It is a blatant lie that there was. The artefact that got the nickname the “Holy Grail” was never placed under Jesus to catch her blood at a “crucifixion”, alive or dead. The object itself had nothing to do with any such thing. Rumours that people only started pretending Jesus was “crucified alive” after the television was invented (post World War 2 lunatic style, true to form) are not really worth debating. Same goes for cameras and film.

“Jesus” was a naturally extra-organed (“Transgendered” in modern terminology) female, with a beard. After her death, some people who had assumed she was a man checked the body expecting to find male genitalia based on her beard, and found she was the other gender. A female. Probably lunatics not dissimilar to today, they incorrectly labelled her appearance and gender some kind of devil work or sorcery, the usual moron stuff. Her body was tampered with AFTER she was dead, and there were claims it was “left on display”. The “Holy Grail” had nothing to do with that, though. Her personal belongings (clothing, shoes, cutlery, bowls, mugs, furniture, bedding, jewellery, notes, scrolls, writing implements, in progress art, etcetera) were stolen after her death.

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Some went on world tour with an item or two stolen after her death as if they would “become famous”. When they were asked to explain where they got the genuine appearing items from, they made up a fictional story, in a panic, Crocodile came out of the toilet and ate the homework style.

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It had some basis in fact transposed from another incident. A disaster of some kind. Probably a Meteorite strike, where everything was really weird afterwards in the confusion. With the sun rising and setting in a different part of the sky to before it hit, etcetera. The usual stimulus for people to get “a bit carried away” about certain extremely helpful individuals who organized things afterwards, and helped the wounded. Whatever it was, the person herself was instrumental in helping the sick and wounded, no matter how many times it took to go up and down the hill over and over again to stretcher the wounded to safety. They were moved on rudimentary two plank wooden structures horizontal to the ground (stretcher style), that sometimes required the wounded to be tied down with ankle and wrist straps to stop them falling off. A wooden “cross” shape, if you like. The rest was like medical assistance, trying to get fresh instead of tainted water, dressings, exercises, breathing in groups, food, etcetera.

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Some of those factual natural disaster details got thrown into a fictitious story made up to explain where the stolen items came from. A story that tried to make it appear “Jesus” gave away her personal items (to the thieves who stole them after her death) in a “self-sacrificial act”, as if gifts. As if she even promised them to particular individuals “if she died”, before she did. The story was structured to attempt to explain away what happened to her body after her death (including as if she pre-forgave them before they tampered with her dead body), when people questioned what some reported seeing after it was tampered with (illegally AFTER death). Those claims it was “left on display”.

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People who “went on world tour” with items stolen after “Jesus” death did not get the “rock star” reception they were expecting. In a lot of cases they went into hiding. Suffice to say that a large pile of loot “stolen off Jesus” after her death, mixed with a collection of other items stolen from elsewhere, ended up hidden in a cave. In a mountain range in Italy that looks like a cross between a human hand and a Venus Fly Trap, but sharp steep rocks.

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Lunatics aware of where the stolen loot items were (including handmade by Jesus bowls, mugs, plates, and the odd large “bowl cup hybrid” etcetera), looking for a diversion to detour people with, used to peddle the fictitious story. They peddled it to attempt to keep people away from the stash and its real hiding place, and to see if they could get people to go searching for the fictitious story’s “Holy Grail” cup, so they could sigh in relief at people staying away from the hiding place, and laugh at them later lunatic style for going looking for a “fictitious story item”. The description of that fictitious story item, “the holy grail”, was based on an actual handmade by Jesus wooden bowl cup hybrid, hidden in the cave amongst the loot.

Things got out of hand when someone tried to adjust the appearance of a real hand-made bowl-cup hybrid, which had been absolutely crucial in Jesus helping the wounded in the aforementioned disaster incident get access to clean fresh water as the only water-tight receptacle available. They tried to adjust its appearance to look like it had “caught and stored blood over a prolonged period of time, that permanently stained it”. They took the item, considered “religiously important because of its crucial role in helping the figure help the sick and injured in the disaster”, and tried to burn blood coloured tree-sap (or similar) into it to make it appear to match the “fictional ritual story”, using hands on sap application and flames. Damaging the “sacred” item in the process made them panic even more, worse even. It was hidden in a buried “garbage pile”, with or near the rest of the stolen loot, to keep the damage done to it hidden.

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It was a very rough unfinished bowl-cup hybrid made of wood, that was smooth to nearly finished on the inside, but still extremely rough on the outside, with a basic sketch of what carved decorations would be on the outside. Still reminiscent of a tree stump on the outside, but could hold water. A vague carved outline of Grapes etcetera on the outside, or something like that. Hand made by Jesus herself, and was the only thing available that could hold water to help the sick and injured in the incident.

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To expedite matters, “Gippslanders” have been traveling the world for centuries. Actually, as many centuries as everyone else. Indigenous Australians once lived permanently on what is now Antarctica, but a geological “crust sphere shift”, likely caused by a meteorite strike, meant that our ancestors had to move to what is now “Australia”, which was uninhabited by humans at the time. It was a complete “Polar Shift”, where everything in the Northern Hemisphere was suddenly in the Southern Hemisphere afterwards. “Australia” was at or near the North Pole and uninhabited by humans at the time, with Antarctica next to it. It was the reverse of now in the Southern Hemisphere.

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Indigenous Australian’s ancestors visited Australia often, but it wasn’t possible to live on Australia permanently. Too cold and disconnected. The almost opposite of now. After it happened, everyone and everything had to be moved to Australia, from the cooling to frozen Antarctica, to the melting and warming Australia. Every known species of Rice in the world is one of the things that grew out of the ground in Gippsland after it thawed and melted. Amongst a myriad of other things. Everyone usually says a number that is around 61 thousand + years ago, but never over 70,000.

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One chat led to another in Europe. A small group of Gippslanders, traveling the world, in Italy at the time, eventually came across a cave of stolen loot badly hidden in garbage. One chat led to another again, which led to the discovery of a certain hand-made cup-bowl hybrid, burnt with flames and blood coloured tree sap (or similar), that was actually considered religiously sacred because of its role in helping the wounded in a natural disaster (not the fictional story material). Those past Gippslanders eventually found it in the garbage pile, after looking for it. Their reason for looking based on what they heard, was the true disaster, used for the “healing and helping the sick and wounded” reasons, along with the probability it was hand made by the figure herself.

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They decided it was too important to let ride, along with some other items, and made the informed choice to “hand them in at the Vatican” as found stolen goods. Literally, around 1569. The actual "Holy Grail" was wrapped in a sealed wrap and a little note explaining what it was and where it was found, and why, was left inside it.

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It is safely in the Vatican City collection now, which is not part of Italy anymore, obviously. What Italian Vatican police did with the item after it was handed in has nothing to do with Gippslanders of the time, and was not the people who found the item’s decision in any way. If you think it should be somewhere else, go talk to Italian police about it. Everything there has a “Vatican police in 1569” theme, from corruption to sports teams’ names, etcetera. Really embarrassingly obviously. Those staff at the inside the Vatican grounds police station (around 14 people) didn't do anything with it after it was handed in. They were told what it was, but said "Yeah, Sure, whatever". They added it to a bag of stuff that was to be sent further into the Vatican the following day to be sorted out as "Gifts, Donations, or Presents" for the Vatican and the Pope. With the rest. The following day they moved it to an internal area of the Vatican for volunteers and staff to sort, as usual. They didn't unwrap it or anything for a look, and therefore didn't see it, touch it, or read the explanation notes. There was also one bizarre romance between a Vatican Police Station staff member and one of the Gippslanders afterwards, too.

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Go forward hundreds of years, and the same dodgy types descendants were still trying to send people looking for the fictitious version, to keep them away from the cave with the loot in it, so they could laugh at them later in a lot of cases if they claimed to be “looking for it” based on a fictitious story and rumours. And belligerently peddling the story to stop people realising or discovering it had been damaged with blood coloured tree sap and flames by the organized crime cult’s ancestors, to make it look like it had “caught Jesus’ blood”. The lunatic laughter when someone heard the fictitious story and went looking for it was in part lunatic expression of relief that they wouldn’t find it in Italy and discover it had been damaged, and the fictitious story.

Like a tale about a person pretending to be “Saint” Joseph and Rumour-theory. Because the dodgy types knew what cave it was in all along. They had no idea it had been found and handed in to the Vatican, for nearly 300 years.

They suddenly became aware it had apparently been found hundreds of years beforehand by a group of “foreigners” who took it to the Vatican in Rome (as a guess around 280 years or so earlier). They were suitably pale-horrified for obvious reasons, the main one being the damage their ancestors had done to it, trying to make it look stained by blood and the content of the fictitious story. Even though the decision made by those Gippslanders was actually very sensible and well thought out in the circumstances. They didn’t keep it for themselves as a souvenir or anything, those Gippslanders.

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They then had a period of nervous apprehension, wondering if they were in serious trouble because the Vatican Police, and then the Vatican, would not have missed seeing the damage, upon inspection (which Vatican Police Staff never bothered with). And what if the people who handed it in (from Gippsland, who touched it, when the Vatican Police staff didn't) knew the details of how it got damaged and explained it to them? Before the "stuff" sorters unwrapped it and touched it themselves.

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The organized crime cult that had known it was in that cave all along came to the incorrect conclusion that they had not been informed of it being found, so people could laugh at them in secret whenever they tried to talk someone into “going looking for it”. As if that was “bizarre retaliation revenge” for them laughing at anyone who went looking for it for centuries beforehand. They had known where it was all along, and panic had set in, particularly because it was badly damaged by being “burnt to look like it had contained Jesus' blood”. They thought “maybe everyone else has known it was found for 250 years?” and "it's been like the Truman Show and we didn't know" (quote from me).

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When the lunatics were explained where the people who found it, and handed it in to the Vatican were from, Gippsland, they travelled to Gippsland. They eventually made the decision to collect up volunteers, travel to Gippsland, gather, and destroy every town and city in Gippsland in a pre-planned arson terrorism riot. Arson being vaguely tied in with the motives because the fire damage done to the object itself “was revealed to the Vatican”. I could add here again that the object itself was unfinished when used to help those sick and injured mentioned already, and it looks “completely rough” on the outside, almost still a tree log.

Well over 20,000 visiting tourists ran riot at the worst possible time, late in summer in 1858, coordinated by crazy folks from Osterreich (now Austria). They ran around lighting too many fires to deal with in a mainly wooden city, right at the end of an extreme dry period where everything was at its driest, and a lot dryer then usual due to a long hot spell over years. The arson riot happened in late January to February 1858. When they had finished 1.5 million people were homeless, and there was one residential building left standing. It had to be demolished. Only things like seed banks survived. The arson riot was led by people from the crazy Austria involved in the Austria, Italy, Switzerland and next door bits who want to join in “Alps triad of organized crime evil”. The leaders of the Arson riot were from Osterreich in Europe. But, my Royal Habsburg Ancestors were NOT involved at all.

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Those Lunatics are now pretending that Latrobe Valley in Gippsland is not allowed to be developed into a recognizable city for as many years as the time between the object being found and handed in to the Vatican, and the people who used to send people looking for it being informed it had been found already. True to lunatic form on their part.

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The arson riot happened in 1858. The lunatics descendants try to enforce themselves pretending Gippsland is not allowed to be developed into a City like C.B.D and suburbs until around 2147. As if they imposed it as a “penalty” on Gippslanders, who did NOTHING WRONG. Gippslanders were the victims of the lunatics. Some of the lunatics descendants now claim Gippsland is “religious ruins” as well. All sorts of freaks and weirdos are in Gippsland with the rest at any given time. There always seems to be total strangers wandering the streets every day, too. There are also some symbols and groups who claim to be dedicated to “protecting Gippsland, particularly the old City of Yarragon area”, as they no longer have to be "Grail Protectors". They often get mistaken for other types with other themes. Given the 1858 and 2147 numbers, I can make an educated guess it was found, identified, and taken to the Vatican around 1569. X = 2147 - 1858. Year Found = 1858 - X. The freaks who pretend there is ”not allowed to be a recognizable city in Gippsland’s ‘Latrobe Valley” (the old city of Yarragon area) openly say “not until 2147!”.

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There have been “a few” Gippslanders become Pope over the centuries.

It was a bunch of Lunatics from “Austria” (Osterreich) that co-ordinated the destruction of one of the worlds largest cities (Yarragon), and all other population centres above a certain size in Gippsland, in a horrific arson riot in January & February 1858, which there are some photographs of. It is why Austria (1913 approximately) copied from this country’s name after this country became known as Australia officially (1900-1). It was a stalker thing. They copied Australia’s name, removed two letters and abbreviated it, and stated it was an “open expression of want to psychologically abuse and stalk Australians in reference to Gippsland, from their organized crime point of view on the “Holy Grail”. My ancestors from the Habsburg dynasty, (I am Emperor Franz-Joseph 1’s Great-Great Grandson), Austria’s royal family at the time, were NOT involved in the crimes against Gippsland. I have no time in my life for people who prefer reminders of perpetrators of crime and evil. Including Crazy Austrians and Hungarians who almost scream that "my Hohenzollern Royal Family has been part Gippslander from at least the 1790's" and "maybe the Hohenzollerns knew all along as well", as if that drives them mental instead of their own intellectual excrement. My Habsburg ancestors were part Gippslander before my Hohenzollern ones. Well, surprise, surprise.

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As an extension example, Emperor Franz-Joseph 1’s only legitimate child was my Great-Grandfather Prince Sebastian Habsburg. He inherited the entire Habsburg Royal Family estate after World War 1 from his father (and his father’s Grand-Nephew Charles). All his eligible Royal children, including my Grandfather Duke and Lord James Webb the Habsburg, emigrated to Australia with their mother Ada and her partner John Webb. They became Australian citizens after changing their surname to Webb, before Osterreich changed its name to Austria to stalk Australians.

When Prince Sebastian Habsburg died in 1960, the authorities in Austria and Hungary refused to distribute his estate to his children “because they all became Australians (prior to the name change to Austria)". Austria and Hungary have been illegally withholding Habsburg Royal Family property and artifacts in Europe from my Webb family since 1960. They claim they prefer descendants of the “thieves who stole and damaged the ‘Holy Grail’ and dumped it in a cave in Italy after making up the caught blood story” and their associates loitering around the vacant Habsburg Royal Family properties chanting “this one could be one of the ones you really own (“Mr Webb”), but you’re Australian!”.

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My 3rd predecessor, Kaiser Fredereich Hohenzollern 4, arrived in Gippsland after a trip of months in the first quarter of 1858 for a pre-arranged and booked holiday weeks after the arson riot had been perpetrated, and found absolutely no buildings left standing where the former 1.2 million+ population city once was. He had booked hotels to stay in for his trip over a long time period, with written requests that took months to arrive and then months more to get a reply. His only child, Kaiser Wilhelm Hohenzollern 2, was born in Gippsland in Morwell, in January 1859. The arson riot had all happened whilst he was in transit to Gippsland, from Germany, for a holiday adventure. He really had no choice but to proceed with the pregnancy due to a time limit on the officially authorized parenting he entered into with future Lady Knight Victoria, Wilhelm 2's mother. She is buried in Moe Memorial Cemetery here in Gippsland as well. Her grave is Tiny. It was a case of proceed with the pregnancy or wait another 18 months, his choice to proceed was a sensible decision, given how safe it was at the time.

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Fredereich 4 retired to Gippsland for the rest of his life in 1890. After abdicating to his only child Wilhelm 2 and meeting new Prince Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern when he arrived in Germany. New Prince Adolf was also born in what is now Gippsland, in Moe in April 1889. The small hospital Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern was born in is still in Moe. Fredereich 4 died in Gippsland in 1916, and was buried in the Moe Memorial Cemetery. Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern moved to Gippsland in 1978 and spent the last 4 years of his life here a few kilometres away from my family home in the small town of Yarragon. He moved to Australia to be near me, and lived off Hazeldean Road when I was between the ages of 6 to 10. He was buried next to his uncle Kaiser Fredereich 4 after his death in April 1982, as he pre-arranged himself. When Osterreich changed it's name to the perpetrators of crime preferring, stalking themed, "Austria", they started pretending Kaiser Adolf was born there instead pf what is now called Gippsland, Australia. Then started pretending mentioning my Hohenzollern Royal Family's connections to Gippsland (via holidays and family members being born in Gippsland) isn't allowed.

Italians aren't allowed to steal anything that is referred to Police, as if it is up to them to distribute it to whoever they want, because of the "Holy Grail". They "couldn't give the Holy Grail back to Jesus in 1569 - she was already dead" when it was handed in to the Vatican Police station. They labelled it and sent it for donation sorting without looking at it or touching the wood. They still pretend that is a "tragic oversight and constant source of jealousy towards Gippslanders and donations sorters" related to those from 1569.  People related to the staff at the Vatican Police station in 1569 on the day, and who moved it in a bag of "donations and gifts for the Vatican" to a sorting area (around 14 people) aren't allowed to steal anything they like that is referred to Italian police either. The people who sorted the donations and gifts it was in found it wrapped up with a note explaining what it was when they unpackaged it. I don't care who thought "we could've pretended we found it ourselves if we had opened it and knew what it was" afterwards. That "we could have lied if we opened it" thing.

As an example of how deranged things get there. They refuse to pass on inheritances in Italy too. They wait until the legal time limit to give the beneficiaries the deceased person's estate has lapsed, refer it to Italian Police, and then pretend the estate is "the Holy Grail 1569", label it as a donation or gift for the Pope/Vatican as if it has to go to the Vatican for sorting. Then pretend they should be able to give it away to whoever they wan illegally. They then pretend it is "compensating themselves" for their ancestors not unwrapping the actual Holy Grail and touching the wood, which deprived them of the opportunity to steal it and keep it. Or hold it for ransom. The can't blame Gippsland for that.

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As an interesting piece of historical trivia - Michelangelo (one of my ancestral relatives) was from Gippsland. He painted depictions of Gippsland on the roof of the Sistine Chapel. The well renowned self-portrait with the arms outstretched and finger bent is actually painted to look like the Baw Baw Ranges, north of the Latrobe Valley in Gippsland. He put where he was from on it.

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Jesus was woman with a beard, who was extra-organed (sometimes medically called trans-gendered). Some people put plain un-adorned crosses up to remind people of Jesus role in helping the sick and injured in the natural disaster mentioned beforehand, with one of her own barely worked on cup-bowls used to get fresh water for the sick and injured. They also do it to remind people Jesus was a woman.

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Others stick depictions of Jesus body tampered with after her death on display, sometimes pretending that was done to her alive, as an open “anti-trans” gesture. Anti-trans gendered, anti-trans dresser etcetera. Some of them like to pretend people being transgendered is why “Humans should become extinct” like robots.

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There is no debate about it, extra-organed is one of the natural spread details, like left-handed or pattern bald which are all caused by Para Hydrogen in the universe. Not a “spawn of the Devil or Satan thing”. Albino, Big-Statured, Left Handed, O-Blood type, Vegetarian or Vegan, Short-Statured, Extra Organed (Transgendered), Pattern Bald, Somnambulist (“sleep-walker”) and big or double big or small or double small genitals (individual parts in different combinations) are all natural parts of the evolutionary spread in set percentages at conception in each species, caused by Para Hydrogen.

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Around 1.5 million people in what is now Latrobe Valley, Gippsland were homeless after February 1858. Most ended up in the region now known as Dandenong, in a huge refugee style camp, next to piles of skulls, hips, arm and leg bones, etcetera of the arsonists responsible in some cases. A lot of those then decided to develop what is now Melbourne afterwards, starting with a man made channel extension of the Wurundjeri River to the Bay, now known as the "Yarra River". That extension is a  detailed tribute to the old City of Yarragon (some used to call it the River of Tears). Civilisation here in what is now called Gippsland was mostly destroyed. People salvaged a large amount of items. It wasn’t all gone, by any means. But ALL the housing was.  

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Then there were some other types who moved in on the ruins of "vulnerable Yarragon". Particularly after the military got busy hunting down the perpetrators of the arson riot, and large numbers of the local military had organized themselves and headed for where the vessels came from, on the perpetrator’s vessels and others. Apart from the ones burnt and sunk in Westernport Bay and other Ports of Gippsland. They moved on in to Yarragon and the rest of Gippsland. Then decided the native animals were theirs for the taking. Absolutely bizarre decision. Jealousy, what?

As an example, there are three species of native Gippsland feline, for example. A big Panther that looks like a Lion called a Bun-Yip (Grass Cat), a tiny domestic Cat that looks like the smallest mini-Tiger in the world, and a Cougar like animal that is nocturnal, that looks a lot bigger than what it is when its fur is fluffy and dry, that's head looks like a map of Tasmania. The Panther like animal has fur and hair the colours of native Gippsland grasses, and can have markings that look like a large “centipede” looking rhizome grass root on them. Green, Yellow, Straw, and Red grass tips (Gippsland has many species of red grass).

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As a point of reference here, native Gippsland big felines (Bun-Yips) were used in the Colosseums in Rome and Italy. Those stories of Lions used in the “games”. There are plenty of depictions of native Gippsland Felines in Italy and Europe. They have adjusted some to look like other species. But people tend to look quizzically at any depictions of the native Gippsland Bun-Yip there.

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Lunatic New Zealanders moved in and eventually removed them all, no matter how dangerous and how many mauling’s, from the entire country. Moving them to foreign countries in cargo holds of ships. They try to make Gippslanders look like we are a Bun-Yip staggering around in the cargo hold of a ship constantly, and try to make a large percentage of things they can get their hands on sound like creaking ropes on ships, etcetera.

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Then they decided to theme their entire country to annoy or tease Gippslanders (and other Australians, to be inclusive) about the complete lack of Bun-Yips. Chose national sporting colours of “Gippsland charred black after an arson riot, and smoke haze”. Then picked the only native New Zealand plant they could find that got quite a bit silver grey, sort-of, that looks reminiscent of the Rhizome Root markings that can happen on a Bun-Yip. “It’s a crappy plant, but the closest available, and can get quite silver-grey”. The Silver Fern. Smoke haze in dark glasses imitating markings on a Bun-Yip.

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Then chose a name. “Zea” turned out to be the word for “grass” in Denmark, so Zea-land it was. Then the “New” because the word Zea came from Denmark. An attempt to fool people into thinking it was “new Denmark Land”?. I often wonder what the Maori word for Grass is…. Did they think of that? No. Probably because they were trying to blame Denmark, perhaps?

There are plenty of Bun-Yips around in foreign countries. Some people in each one claiming they have them for ransom (as if the only bunch). New Zealand’s a really easy place to hold people for ransom, quite small…. Anyway.

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Then they decided to keep it going and pretend their traditional Maori National Dress is – a “Grass Skirt”. Ridiculous. Appalling decisions all the way. They are belligerent about it in some cases. They often try to ramp up the tease of Gippslanders, claiming it is their national theme or mission. Like they think they have us outnumbered because of the population in Gippsland these days (over 300,000). Over a million people scattered around the globe shortly after 1858 turned into a bizarrely large number of people world-wide, in certain countries. You’d be surprised.

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And the smallest domestic feline in the world – a Minni-Cat. They are very small and are often passed off as a Dwarf of a bigger species (double short statured). I actually saw a native mini-cat in my street in 2023. A bunch of French-African looking South Africans had one just a few doors down from me, and it dropped to the ground out of their hands when I was walking past. They tend to have very thick necks. Really interesting forehead markings – some look like a tadpole turning into a Frog and things like that. They make noise when they eat. It is unavoidable. They open their mouths to bite their food and chew, and when they do, they make noise the whole time. There used to be hundreds of thousands of them in Gippsland, with particular feeding times during the day when they would generally eat. It was very loud. Lounder than Cicada or “Cricket” in a bunch of an evening.

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Fully domesticated in most cases, they lift up their back to form a handle when people move to pick them up, if familiar with the person, so they can be gently picked up with one hand (they are that small).

The other interesting thing about Gippsland is a lot of the ancient stuff, back to and past sites like “Stone Henge” as an example, are all still there. They are mostly in what is termed wilderness now. But are still there. There are hundreds, possibly thousands of sites. There are hundreds of human heads carved into the rock in the small height “alpine region” in Gippsland. Along the Great Alpine track from Moe (Yarragon) to Canberra (city of shame). They can’t really be seen unless it is covered in a good coverage of snow in some cases. Like “Mount Rushmore’s?”. But much more ancient. And settlement areas, eating places, bathing places, swimming places, nudist colony sites, the obligatory Pyramid shapes, caves, markers, etcetera.

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It’s a tough one. They get found. It depends who finds them. Some of them are bizarrely close to the current populated areas. Some people insist if they find something ancient (like “Stone Hengey”) and they are the loony types, that parts have to be ransacked so they are part ruins, or no tourists. An example is the “Den of Nargun”. The “egg eaters community”. They ate any or all types of eggs, wherever they could find them. Egg shells in that large a number don’t really decompose very well. There were even scrambling rocks for the warm weather, and the proverbial Australian “cook one on a flat rock in summer, no fire required areas”. Look it up.

When there was an attempt to turn the Den of Nargun (den of the egg eaters) into a tourist site, a small bunch of around 12 Tasmanians travelled for a look, pulled up the paving stones lining the edge of the main area, and then pushed over an ancient access wall bridge. The site was then looked at by some lunatics Austrians, who said “its part ruined now, let the tourists in”. I have seen multiple You Tube videos on it, but never been there.

I stated already that it was the egg eater community headquarters. Therefore everything was designed to look like the animals the eggs were harvested from and eaten. Birds, Lobsters, Snakes, Turtles, Crabs, anything. There is still a huge pile of un-decomposed eggshells, which people rarely recognize. After having a look on You tube, I have come to a correct conclusion about the ripped up and scattered paving stones. Turtles lay eggs, and have very specific arm tile shapes. The paving areas that were ransacked were designed to look like turtle arms on either side of the main sitting and eating area, as a walkable path to the water. The paving stones that were ripped up are that specifically shaped like tiles on a turtles arms, and formed the pathway around the pond.

There are sites that are well over 15 thousand years old. It is also like some  ancient “orienteering” like system. Each one has markings to where the next few are in each direction. The human heads carved into the rock face other sites, and there are markings for more. Even the likelihood of early “time capsules”. Over 5,10,15 thousand years old, if found. It is wilderness of sorts though. It would take a lot of work, and money. Over 90% of the flora in the wilderness was hand moved from Antarctica as well. Then tended over the centuries. Some people get a little weird about it. The "wild untended moved from Antarctica trees and plants are more important than stone or rock ancient relics….” stuff. Old small pyramid like ruins and things like that exist. Some of those small pyramid structures were weathered, others bashed to bits when found. It is all literally still there though.

By the way, the Gippslanders who found the important religious artifact (known as the “Holy Grail”) in the 1500’s were all canonized hundreds of years ago by the Catholic Church at the usual Vatican ceremony for finding it and politely handing it in to the Vatican. Which resulted in it being in the Vatican collection today. Obviously, the Vatican respected their decision to hand it in instead of keeping it for themselves, or pretending it was intergenerational organized crime property passed down from thief-cum-artifact-burner to descendants. And it wasn’t involved in any incident called a “Crucifixion”. I already mentioned that earlier if you are confused. Ignore anyone who pretends the item’s thieves, and their descendants and family, were canonized too (or should have been). Etcetera.

People claiming to represent the “crazy European Alps cult of loot cave and fictional story”, who are descended from lunatics involved in the Arson riot in 1858, still travel here to check what development there has been every decade, usually in the year ending in 3. They take notes on what they pretend has been acceptable development since their last visit, and what they pretend isn’t allowed until 2147. There are usually plans for some type of terrorism attack on Gippsland every year that ends in 8, as if an anniversary of 1858.

Can’t side with cup-bowl hybrid artifact thieves and damage burners myself. A clearly incorrect decision to do so. Things sometimes get unfairly tough to live in Gippsland because of them, too often. Particularly since the invention of the satellite. In what can be such a passionately idyllic place too. Those insane “penalties imposed on Gippsland” pro-thief-artefact-burner types want what! They can’t have it moved back to a cave in Italy!

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Very few of the arson riot leaders and perpetrators got out alive in 1858 after what they did. Their remains are still around in piles of sorted skulls, knuckles and other bones etcetera. If you want to stay here, you need to be able to deal with piles of sorted bones, even if you cannot see them. So are the remains of those who decided they may as well remove a species of native animal or plant or two and pretend they were never in Gippsland at all, or use them for ransom, while the local military were busy. The Yarra-Yallou Gunna-Kurnai army took severe issue with them after hunting down the arson riot perpetrators was finished. There are big artistic piles. So many species of native animal that aren’t here in abundance anymore. Lunatics are still trying to completely remove more species every now and then. For what?

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Italian lunatics - and others who are related to the Vatican staff from 1569 the artifact (the "Holy Grail") was handed into - like to pretend those police staff were the ultimate "heroes" of the events. As if they found it and did all the work. All the while constantly thinking "why didn't they unwrap it and touch the wood?".  Why? Quietly. If you understand my meaning. Anything remotely Bible sounding gets mentioned and they stick their chin up and pull a "related to Vatican Police Station (fake) Heroes from 1569" face. Oh the honour. The real heroes. The biological family honour, face. Privileged brat here, face.

They often pretend they should be given everything in any inheritance in Italy - that does not get distributed to beneficiaries before the legal time limit runs out and it is referred to police - labelled as gifts and donations as rewards for their ancestral Vatican Police Station " hero" ancestors. That they should at least never have to work, just steal stuff from inheritances and pretend it is ongoing reward gifts and donations from police. The police investigating why the inheritances haven't been passed on to beneficiaries. 

All those Vatican Police Station staff did was send it to be sorted labelled as donation or gift handed into the station, which resulted in the sorters unwrapping it and touching it, finding the explanatory notes, and it being put in the Vatican collection. They often pretend they should get to steal Italian inheritances because the Vatican Police Station staff from 1569 couldn't "return the item to Jesus, because she was already deceased". "Unclaimed" or something (and not "return it" to the vile thieves who damaged it, instead). They are in no position to claim they should be seen as "the heroes" of the situation, or "confiscate and keep" as "rewards or recognition" anything that people gave or left to Gippslanders and donation sorters who touched it. They are also in no position to argue they get to steal anything they like off Gippslanders if they pretend the "staff at the Vatican Police station" are the "heroes" of the events. By sitting around scratching themselves, and then dumping it in the pile of "stuff for the Vatican to sort out labelled as donations or gifts.

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There is no place for pretending descended relatives of those Vatican Police "should have been be canonized too" or considered "more important in events" than the Gippslanders who found it. Even if they break into their usual "we want to pretend the lazy police who did nothing were the heroes" poses, and start talking like ancestrally privileged spoilt brats with a dream to steal off Gippslanders and Donation Sorters and illegally give to lazy Italian posers biologically related to the staff from 1569 (so they don't need to work). The easiest way to beat them is to say those Vatican Police did not find the object and send it to the Vatican. That is regardless of how many estates in Italy they illegally withhold from beneficiaries as if the estates are "like religious items handed into Italian Police working the Vatican" after a time limit to contact the beneficiaries expired, that they claim "Italian Police should get to decide who they distribute them to instead of the beneficiary owner, as gifts or donations". My Italian estate is not being illegally handed over to a lazy slob Italian whore who has never had a job related to someone lazy bastard scratching his arse in a Vatican Police station in 1569, who dumped it in the "for the Vatican" mail gifts and donations pile. And didn't get to touch it. That "we don't care if all the Association Football stadiums in Italy inherited by someone who has not received the inheritance fall down due to disrepair, we want to pretend the police get to give away everything illegally after labelling it as a donations or gift, after it is referred to police because the time limit to do the legal tasks ran out.

I am related to one of those Vacation Police station staff from 1569 too, by post hand-in romance, and it isn't vaguely. Not a subscriber to their "Alps Crime Triad" mindset here.