Preface Summary Precap.
The abbreviated summary of some of the events before the detail.

​The events that led to a pointless argument that never seems to stop, that began before the Television became commercially available to the public for purchase after the end of World War 2. The commercial release of the television was really bad timing for everyone, really.

During the terrorism group the Neo-Natzis heinous evil terrorism spree in Germany, between their establishment by name in December 1943 when their mass genocide began, to their occupation of deserted parts of Germany's major cities in 1944 and 1945, an argument broke out amongst them that contributed to their rapid disintegration.

It quickly caused their breakdown, brawls and arguments between them, violent arguments, captures, arrests, and trials for their crimes (where applicable), including at the Nuremberg trials in the German Supreme Court complex starting November 1945.

After Kaiser and Chancellor Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern was abducted from a private dinner hosted at a hotel in Berlin by his biological Cousin Sadie Einstein in December 1943, he was made a prisoner of war in Yugoslavia until his escape in 1959.

They stole my Great-Grandfather Kaiser Adolf Hitler’s sperm whilst he was barely conscious, and got his biological cousin Sadie Einstein (hideously evil lunatic Albert Einstein’s sister) pregnant with it. Their intention was to breed a deliberately inbred Hohenzollern-Einstein child she consented to gestating on their behalf.

They were intending to pretend to steal my Hohenzollern Royal Family off Kaiser Adolf with the intentionally inbred child. They chose a deliberately inbred child because attempting to steal my Habsburg and my Romanov ancestors Royal Families by abducting both and trying to replace them with impostors failed during World War 1. It led to the execution of all the impostors involved in both instances, the Romanov Royal Family being declared presumed permanently vacant at the time, and my Habsburg Royal Family being dissolved as the Constitutional Monarchy of Austria and Hungary. The dissolving left the private Habsburg Royal Family estate and the minor titles Duke, Duchess, Lord, and Lady for the future. The Habsburg Royal Family Estate has been illegally withheld from my Webb family by Austria and Hungary since the last Prince Sebastian Habsburg died in 1960 (my legitimate Great-Grandfather).

They thought an inbred Hohenzollern-Einstein child would be a more connected option, and give them a real child to pretend to steal my Hohenzollern Royal Family with.

They let Kaiser Adolf regain consciousness after conceiving the illegally inbred child and confirming that they had chemically rendered him infertile via assaulting him for sperm samples and checking them under a microscope afterwards. They were attempting to pretend his only option for an heir and successor was the ineligible inbred child Sadie was gestating. That wasn’t true. The child was ineligible under law from the instant of conception. It also wasn’t true at the time theoretically due to Janet Podolski having the first-born child to his stolen sperm born 1907 when he was 18, Donna Podolski (my Grandmother). But that theoretical future possibility through Donna Podolski only became a reality when I got born and became eligible in 1972.

After they let him regain consciousness, they paraded the pregnant Sadie Einstein around in front of him, and told him they would drag him back to Berlin after the baby was born to start their “pretending crime avalanche”, as a metaphor.

They told him they would force him to pretend to marry Sadie illegally. They would force him to illegally name her a Princess (pretend she was becoming his “Queen”). They told him he would be forced to illegally pretend to name the ineligible baby a Prince or Princess, then pretend it became Crown Prince or Crown Princess, as if he consented to it and it was legally eligible. Then when they pretended that was done, by forcing him to write invalid and irrelevant documents that could never be authenticated and become valid, they would kill him and make the ineligible irrelevant illegally inbred baby Kaiser. Ignoring the fact the invalid documents, if written, would have had to have been submitted to the German Supreme Court if following procedure to pretend, and would have been rejected if they ever arrived. They were intending to pretend that after it all the ineligible baby, its mother Sadie, and its irrelevant Uncle Albert, became the Hohenzollern Royal Family afterwards. Pretending avalanche.

After he was abducted, the group responsible for the terrorism spree starting December 1943, the “Neo-Natzi’s”, went to try to find Janet Podolski. The female they knew gave birth to the first-born child bred with Kaiser Adolf's stolen sperm when he was Crown Prince, born 1907 (Donna Podolski, my Grandmother).

They went to find her fully aware she gave birth to the first-born child conceived with sperm stolen from the prisoner of war Kaiser when he was a teenager. They found her working in a Dusseldorf prostitution district with access to underground bunkers, and dodged around her robotic-like offers of prostitution to offer her a job.

The offer was to employ her to be a fictitious character they invented called “Eva Braun”. The job was similar to acting, but only posing for photographs and film. More like organized crime modelling, theoretically. She was to be made over by an award-winning film production crew to look like she matched clothing and styling in photographs of Homosexual Kaiser Adolf Hitler in past photographs. She was to pose to look like she was in the past photographs, on location where possible, and be photographed posing to look like she was there when the original was taken. They would then gradually superimpose her into photographs of Kaiser Adolf dating back to when he went into politics seriously in the 1930’s.

Their original intention when they offered her the job was to try to fake her being his fiancée and regular girlfriend right back to when she was 16 and got pregnant with his stolen sperm when he was under anaesthetic in 1906. They intended to work their way backwards from the most recent photographs and film of the Kaiser and Chancellor, back through his sexual relationship with Prince Sebastian Habsburg in 1943, back through to his coronation in 1940, back through his career in politics, then the almost impossible of back to when she was 16 and he was in hospital aged 17. Try to make it look like she was his teenage female girlfriend, the sexual partner through to Fiancée in the then present World war 2 1944. All because they knew she had the first-born baby to his stolen sperm. The latter an almost impossible task after going back into the early 1930's, in context.

They told her the job would involve bulk photographs, then possibly film footage. Then that past lunatic photographers had consistently photographed Kaiser Adolf leaving enough room next to him for a female to be in them. They had done it to “suggest” he would never get useful, well-framed shots of himself until he had a female partner with him in public, despite his homosexuality, and was pretending to be in a sexual relationship with her, with promises of more. Those incompetent photographs taken by photographer lunatics “always leaving room for a female next to him” were just too convenient for superimposing her into for it. “Too easy”.

They told her they would cobble together costumes made by real award-winning film production crews, using German citizens and residents they were in the process of mass-murdering in a mass genocide that began December 1943’s clothing and accessories for the costumes, for her photo and film sessions.

She agreed and was taken to Berlin with them. There was even an “employment contract” for her “job” posing for the photos and film. The contract was found in the filing cabinet next to the “hotline phone” in 1945, after Janet was found dead in a bunker in Berlin, under a female made over to look like Kaiser Adolf Hitler.

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In 1944 they were in the process of pretending Janet Podolski, under the false name “Eva Braun”, was Kaiser Adolf’s sexual partner right back to when she illegally got pregnant to his stolen sperm in 1906 when she was 16. Pretending she was an upcoming young actress-starlet he was secretly dating since teenage years, working their way backwards, superimposing her into the photographs and then some film. She ended up getting her short statured sister and cousin involved as well for the images, without asking permission first.

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In Yugoslavia, in the prisoner of war jail Kaiser Adolf was being illegally held captive in, they were pretending Sadie Einstein would become the equivalent of Kaiser Adolf’s Queen” when the baby was born, and he was dragged back to Berlin to pretend to sign over my Royal Hohenzollern Family to the Einstein’s. Einstein’s related to the South Americans from French Guyana that murdered all but 1 French Royal in France in the 1790’s.

All they had to do was wait for the inbred baby to be born, drag Kaiser Adolf back to Berlin whilst escorting Sadie and the inbred baby, have him write documents pretending to sign it over as if legitimate and make them Royals. Then they would kill him and make the baby Kaiser “even if it had 7 fingers on both hands and 3 eyes”.

They were pretending that after they arrived in Berlin, Sadie would become Kaiser’s spouse (the equivalent of “Queen of Germany”) temporarily, until Kaiser Adolf was killed, and they pretended the child became the new Kaiser.

They started leaving them alone together in the jail regularly. Kaiser Adolf chained up in his cell, and Sadie in a working-class posh spinster’s apartment set-up on the other side of the bars. Complete with dining and lounge furniture. They pretended the time they were left alone together was the equivalent of an “engagement”, preparing for their illegal marriage. Kaiser Adolf had to ask her for food when he was hungry, and was only ever given the main course from the dinner she hosted that he was abducted from when he did. French cubed beef steak “Rubik’s Cube” like meat loaf, scalloped potatoes, and a choice of three green, green, green vegetables.

Around three months after she got illegally pregnant with her inbred brat-to-be, they left her alone with Kaiser Adolf for a few hours of fake “engagement time”. She sat at the dinner table just out of reach of him through the cell bars. She went and found a knitting needle, sat at the table, and proceeded to abort the child with the knitting needle in front of him at the dinner table, making garbled noises of self-caused distress. When the child fully aborted, she dumped it on top of the dinner table, left it there, and tried to clean herself up.

When the others working at the makeshift jail came back, she lied and told them it had aborted and there was nothing she could do about it. They spent a week or two in a distressed panic, accusing Kaiser Adolf of doing something wrong, took photos of the aborted foetus, and then threw it in the garbage.

They decided not to tell anyone outside the jail waiting for Kaiser Adolf to be dragged to Berlin like a chained prisoner, with her and her child being escorted along as if the new Royal Family pair, that there would never be a baby. They decided it might “spoil anyone involved with the Neo-Natzis who was waiting’s fun”, and may “stop them rolling their eyes back in their heads thinking about what they thought might happen when the child was 18 in 18 years’ time and pretending to own my Hohenzollern Royal Family Estate for the Einsteins.

They violently victimized Kaiser Adolf in his cell, claiming to check if they could find a way to get a viable sperm out of him, always checking under a microscope to see if there was one. It was pointless violence as they had already confirmed him as rendered chemically infertile before they let him wake up, after Sadie had gotten pregnant with his stolen sperm. They regularly filmed Kaiser Adolf being assaulted during “pretend experiments” to try to get a viable sperm out of him. The footage has been seen by millions over the years, most people almost completely unaware of what they saw. More recently, graphic footage of him being assaulted during those pointless acts of violence and assault have been “converted” to look like computer game footage people may be familiar with. Including computer game footage where Kaiser Adolf was left as “the character” Adolf Hitler for the game or film/animation that used the footage.

There are a large number of photographs as well. After they gave up on the idea of getting a viable sperm out of him, they charged people admission to see him in his cell through one-way mirrors installed in the walls of the room his prison cage was in. The jail was a converted underground subway-style train station. The area where the trains were supposed to run through on the track was walled off from the constructed station and had one-way mirrors installed. If people paid to go in, they could walk down where the tracks should have been and look to one side to see the words “Adolf Hitler” with an arrow written in novelty oversized Yugoslavian crayon on the wall, turn, and see him through the one way mirror in his cell, chained up to the pulley system, still wearing the formal dinner clothes he was abducted in December 1943, with his top hat on the floor usually.

He escaped in 1959 when the prisoner governor Joe shot himself whilst forcing Kaiser Adolf to play Russian gun Roulette with him at gunpoint. Joe had been on a killing spree that day, very drunk, that resulted in him killing dozens of people before he arrived at work. He shot every other member of staff at the jail dead, leaving only him and Kaiser Adolf, before “losing” second turn and shooting himself through the head. Sadie Einstein was away visiting her daughter (that existed before Kaiser Adolf was abducted) that day. Joe also shot his entire extended family dead, apart from one of his sons who was away at a military themed school camp at the time.

That one remaining child of Joe ended up being the biological father of one of four females who pretended to be my older sisters after I was born. She had been illegally registered to my Father Kevin and his wife after being born in 1961 as if my parent’s child, and was growing up in my household when I was born. She was born less than 2 years after her Grandfather shot himself, which allowed Kaiser Adolf to escape Prisoner of War jail in 1959.

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Back to the argument.

After the inbred baby plan had failed in April 1944 due to Sadie Einstein self-aborting the foetus at three months, seemingly on a whim, people waiting for her and the child were expecting them to arrive in Berlin sometime between November 1944 and the end of the year.

They were pretending she was going to become their equivalent of “Queen by marriage” of Germany temporarily, until Kaiser Adolf was executed and the baby made pretend infant Kaiser. They were behaving as if it was a done deal. They were also destroying bank notes, coins, and stamps with members of my Royal Hohenzollern Family on them, as if preparing for the images to be replaced with the inbred brat, Sadie, and its completely irrelevant Uncle Albert Einstein.

Some even prepared mock-ups of the 3 together, depicting the baby with 7 fingers on each hand and 3 eyes to look like it could be stamped on a new Royal themed coin. They still have them in some cases.

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There was a bit of a problem though. At the same time people had started pretending Sadie Einstein was becoming the equivalent of “Queen of Germany”, they were faking Janet Podolski using the false name “Eva Braun”, to look like Kaiser Adolf’s then current sexual partner cum Fiancée, and girlfriend-sweetheart back to when she was 16. Implying that if they got married as Kaiser and Fiancée, she would therefore become the Kaiser’s spouse and Princess by implication in the fictional story, the lunatics “equivalent of Queen of Germany”, too.

The same as they were planning to pretend with Sadie Einstein if she arrived back in Berlin with the inbred baby that was already aborted….

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There were two groups claiming to be in the same terrorism group – the “Neo Natzis” - claiming two separate fictional stories were going to result in two separate women becoming the “equivalent of Queen of Germany” by implication, and extended implication. Sadie Einstein, and Janet Podolski using the false name “Eva Braun”.

Sadie’s extortion plot brat had been self-aborted by her in Yugoslavia in April 1944, but the “Neo-Natzi’s” weren’t told that in Germany. Janet had the first-born baby to my Great-Grandfather’s stolen sperm in 1907, and named it Donna Podolski (my Grandmother). By 1944 Donna had married my Grandfather Ioseb Djugashvili (“Stalin”) in around 1938, had one legitimate child with him in 1940 (my mother “Judith”), and then divorced him in around 1942.

Janet’s Granddaughter Judith, my mother Judith, was born in 1940 to Ioseb |Stalin” Djugashvili and his 3rd wife Donna, before there was such a thing as a “Neo-Natzi”. She had therefore become a possibility under German Constitutional Monarchy law to have a future technically eligible child under the Hohenzollern Royal Family Great Grandchild Rule, without her father Ioseb knowing it. It turned out to be me in the end in 1972, Brian Webb.

My mother was a possibility to have a future technically eligible Great-Grandchild of Kaiser Adolf when she was born in January 1940, before Kaiser Adolf was abducted in December 1943. She was nearly 4 years old at the time and had already been “exported” from Russia to Gippsland by her mother Donna during her divorce from my Grandfather Ioseb (“Stalin”) in 1942. Because Judith was Ioseb’s legitimate daughter, he had her placed under surveillance by Soviet-Russian intelligence after she arrived, and was adopted by a Gippsland family.

My mother’s potentially technically eligible child of the future wasn’t a factor in the Neo-Natzi’s thinking. They only had Sadie’s already dead inbred foetus in mind, whilst others amongst pretended Janet Podolski was Kaiser Adolf’s Fiancée cum childhood sweetheart. The two groups within one terrorism group separately pretended both were technically the status of “about to become the equivalent of Queen of Germany”. Janet had a potentially eligible future Great-Grandchild possibility nobody discussed (or was fully aware of), and Sadie’s preferred option inbred extortion plot brat was already dead, but nobody outside the jail knew.

Like the lunatics they were, they expected Sadie and inbred brat to arrive in Berlin almost immediately after the baby was born in around early November 1944. By Christmas at the latest. Janet’s Granddaughter, the “potential mother of a technically eligible child of the future” was living in Gippsland, Australia at the request of her mother Donna, to annoy her father Ioseb as part of their messy divorce in 1942.

My Grandfather Ioseb “Stalin” Djugashvili was able bodied when my mother Judith was conceived in 1939. He was officially a quadriplegic when she was born in Russia in January 1940. Judith was born 12 days before her biological Grandfather Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern was coronated Kaiser of Germany at the request of his predecessor Wilhelm 2, who attended.

Ioseb had been knocked unconscious, then attacked, with his spinal cord cut with surgical scissors at the neck whilst his wife Donna was pregnant with my mother. He was officially declared a quadriplegic for life just before World War 2 was officially declared on for the first time on September 1, 1939. Like they were waiting to be informed he had been attacked and disabled before they declared WW2 on officially.

When Sadie and her ineligible inbred baby didn’t arrive in Berlin during November 1944, others based in Berlin were still trying to fake Janet being Adolf’s Fiancée cum secret childhood sweetheart back to 1906 under the false name Eva Braun. Both groups fictionally implying both women were therefore the future equivalent of “Queen of Germany by Marriage”.

Janet was regularly seen in costume for images pretending to be “Eva Braun” going in and out of bunkers and buildings in Berlin. Janet had to show her real identity as Janet Podolski to people to get in and out. Those bunkers and buildings regularly had a part Hungarian New Zealand born female in her late 20’s in them, who was playing “genocide dress-ups” made over to look like Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern by a professional film production crew. She had participated in mass genocide by impersonating Kaiser Adolf’s voice over emergency radio to lure millions to their deaths at the hands of the Neo-Natzi’s starting December 1943. As a result, they let her “play genocide dress-ups”, had the award-winning film production crew make her over as if for a film role playing Adolf, and she dressed up to look like Adolf every day, including Royal Monogram Armbands. She was half his age, female, had blue eyes, wore women’s shoes, underwear, bra, was 8 cm shorter than him, etcetera. Her voice impersonation of him over extremely poor-quality emergency radio had lured millions of Germans to their deaths starting December 1943.

Kaiser Adolf Hitler was almost completely unconscious from his abduction in December 1943 to well into January 1944. He was unconscious, in an induced semi-coma, whilst the Neo-Natzi’s mass genocide was at its peak and killed millions in Germany from December 1943 into January 1944.

The New Zealand born female’s name was really “Isabelle Williams” approximately, but she was using the false male name “Fritz” with her associates. Isabelle (“Fritz”) was there because she had been molested by a hideously evil paedophile called Albert Einstein in the USA in 1934. He introduced her to drugs and alcohol and got her pregnant when she was 14 and on holidays in the USA with her parents. She gave birth to a child in the USA 9 months later in 1934 when she was 15, that ended up being serial killer “Charles Manson”. Manson’s two parents were why she regularly stuck her tongue out (like her father Albert Einstein) and drew a Royal Hohenzollern Monogram on her forehead in the spot where her mother was shot dead in a Berlin bunker in mid-1945.

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When Sadie didn’t arrive, and they were still faking Janet as the Eva Fiancé of Adolf, they paused. They decided to pretend that the staff at the Prisoner of War jail in Yugoslavia must have been trying to make Adolf appear to agree to it all. They decided to pretend he was being asked if he was ready to be dragged back to Berlin every morning, and if he said no whilst watching Sadie and the infant through the bars of his cell, they left him there chained up another 24 hours and asked again the following day. That he would eventually say yes, so they could pretend he agreed, in exchange for a bath, a change of clothes, the use of a toilet, and something else to eat. He had been stuck there nearly 12 months, still in his dinner uniform. A few weeks after the baby was born, he would crack, agree, and say yes. Then they would arrive, just a matter of time.

That added fiction confusion was then couple with the clashing females. Different groups of Neo-Natzis were pretending that one of two different women was nominally the fictitious pretend “Queen of Germany to be”. Sadie, and Janet (“Eva”). They started mingling with each other when the Sadie Group travelled to Berlin, to see Kaiser Adolf dragged through the streets like a chained prisoner with Sadie and her baby in late 1944. That Sadie group started arriving in Berlin thinking they would see that happen, arriving in an area where people were pretending Janet was Kaiser Adolf’s fiancée “Eva Braun”, with Janet working there posing for the faked photographs and film.

The prison escapees Sadie Mascara massacre started mingling with the Janet pretending to be Fiancée Eva lipstick genocide.

By then, the entire Neo-Natzi terrorism group had been almost completely taken over by escaped maximum security prison inmates the original Neo-Natzi’s had busted out of jail themselves, and asked to join them starting December 1943. Metaphorically speaking, there were over ten thousand Dahmer, Bundy, Milat, Milosevic, Sutcliffe types running and perpetrating the heinous terrorism by then. They had participated in the mass genocide of tens of millions of people. Literally. Including German citizens and residents in as big a mass genocide as the “Holocaust” approximately. Leaving only identity documents in abandoned clothing of the deceased Germans.

They started chatting to each other, and started noticing they were talking about two separate women being the new pretend “Equivalent of Queen of Germany”.

Arguments broke out in the streets between different groups of Neo-Natzis over whether Janet (Eva) or Sadie was the fictitious “Queen to be”. Violent arguments soon followed, fuelled by the “frustration” of Sadie not yet appearing with the (deceased) inbred baby, and Janet’s granddaughter being unnoticed in Gippsland Australia, a possibility to have a future technically eligible child (me 1972).

They started brawling in the street with each other about it, led by escaped maximum security prisoner psychos on both sides, where applicable. People who repeat the bits and pieces of them they know as if “on their team” will tell you about some of it, even if they didn’t know why it was happening, because it is that “psycho type” of conflict the whole thing had as a theme, but infighting instead.

When a lunatic terrorism group or pact disintegrate and start fighting each other, it can look exactly like what they usually do to others. It can be very confusing.

They (the “Neo-Natzis”) disintegrated as a terrorism group fairly quickly from there. The last months of the “Neo-Natzi” terrorism period in Germany in 1945, that ended with fled escaped prisoners and arrested former prison inmates later tried at Nuremberg, is bizarrely well documented. But it also has ipso-facto disgusting fiction through it about the non-perpetrator victims like Kaiser Adolf, Goerring, Hesse, etcetera. Because the actual offenders were playing “genocide dress-ups” made over to look like them by a professional film production crew, and in some cases the escaped prison psychos had individual victims like Hermann Goerring’s identity documents on their person in their costume.

Two things were certain as well. Hermann Goerring and Prince Sebastian Habsburg (Kaiser Adolf’s official Royal Consort when he was abducted) were BOTH being tortured in Daccau prison by former inmates that escaped the jail in December 1943. They were adamant the former inmate dressed up to look like Goerring wasn’t Hermann, as Hermann was in the jail disfigured in the face beyond recognition.

There were revolting incidents of former maximum security prison inmates arguing to the death over the conflicting details they had worked on separately, after some of them went to Berlin after the start of November 1943 to see Sadie and the inbred baby that never arrived.

People pretending it is an ongoing theft plot or historical “criminal genius” still argue about it. If someone mentions that people pretend(ed) Sadie Einstein was the equivalent of “Queen of Germany to be” temporarily until the inbred baby became Kaiser, others will say that they were pretending Janet Podolski (Eva Braun) was Kaiser Adolf’s childhood sweetheart and Fiancée, implying she was the equivalent of “Queen of Germany to be” by implication, and they “put so much work” into the photographs and film of her pretending she was with Adolf all the way as his secret partner. They never really met.

After the NZ born female shot Janet dead and was then shot dead herself pretending to sexually molest the bullet wound to Janet’s skull whilst dressed up to look like Kaiser Adolf, they worked quickly to add fiction.

They made the situation worse by pretending that Eva married Kaiser Adolf in a bunker wedding in mid-1945, minutes before they committed murder suicide together. Implying that they were officially legally married minutes before they died. As if it made Janet the unofficial never recognized equivalent of “Queen of Germany” for 10 minutes or so.

It clashed with people claiming they were “still waiting” for Sadie Einstein, her inbred baby, and Kaiser Adolf in chains to arrive in Berlin after World War 2 had ended in Germany. They kept pointing out that “Eva” was dead, and they were still waiting for Sadie and her already deceased inbred baby. They felt they had “dibs” for when Sadie arrived with her brat. Someone also added the idea that there was a “secret baby” born to Adolf and Eva. There was a real one from 1907, Donna Podolski (my Grandmother). But they pretended the baby was born to them both with consent during a period covered by their faked photographs and film of them together they had completed. Sometime between Adolf going into politics, up until the fake marriage, murder, suicide. The “Sadie group” were claiming to be “still waiting” until Kaiser Adolf escaped Prisoner of War jail in Yugoslavia in late 1959.

15 years of two “factions” pretending two separate females were the pretend equivalent of “Queen of Germany to be” followed the end of 1944. When Kaiser Adolf escaped in 1959, my mother “Judith” had already completed one pregnancy to her husband Kevin Webb the Habsburg, and had dumped the infant(s) unregistered at birth after swapping places with a lookalike shortly after getting pregnant to her new husband in mid-1958.

I was the only legitimate child they had together that was registered to them both at birth and went home in their custody, literally. That potentially technically eligible under the Great-Grandchild rule child became a reality in January 1972 when I was born.

Kaiser Adolf was interrogated by Italian authorities during 1960, where he repeatedly told the truth about the whole thing. In some cases, to people who were pretending to be “still waiting” for Sadie and her inbred baby, as if it grew up on the other side of the bars to Kaiser Adolf and was 13 when he escaped.

Some of them aware of what he reiterated daily went to Yugoslavia to check it out. When they found Sadie and interviewed her, she admitted for the first time to anyone outside the jail that the baby miscarried in April 1944, and they decided not to tell anyone about it.

They slaughtered her on the spot and buried her in Prison Governor Joe’s backyard, cut up into 1-inch squares, and were never seen again in Italy.

Sadie Einstein versus Janet (Eva Braun) Podolski: who really was the pretend new equivalent of “Queen of Germany” to be in 1944?

Neither.

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Lunatic Italians cleaned up the dressed-up body of the 27-ish year-old New Zealand born genocidal maniac Isabelle “Fritz” Williams, and froze her in a clear ice block with her eyes open and her fatal wounds concealed by make-up, in her Adolf Hitler costume in 1945. Like a macabre souvenir or keepsake, and they were impressed with their efforts regarding the clear ice. It was eventually sold to Australians from Geelong, who moved it to Geelong and put it in their freezer. It was there until early 2021. It was finally confiscated, thawed, and dumped in a biological waste landfill as an illegally stored cadaver in 2021. They took DNA samples, kept the Hohenzollern Monogram armbands, and ran them through the washer and Dryer.

I don’t want them. I won’t convince them I don’t though.

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Sadie Einstein’s only daughter (child) before World War 2 was shot dead after the body of “Fritz” Williams was finally dumped in a biological waste landfill. She had excitedly bragged about how many people her Uncle Albert Einstein abducted, disabled, tortured, and murdered, for the information in all the books he released under his name as if he was a Physicist-Philosopher, whilst waving her arm through the air at a bookcase full of them. Someone shot her dead shortly afterwards, wherever she was.

People went ahead with the hideous fiction that Adolf and Eva married in the bunker in Berlin in 1945 before committing murder-suicide minutes later as man and wife. Embellished it. Added stuff in fake documents. Then decided to go with the fake stuff for the new thing called TELEVISION and pretend he wasn’t really Kaiser of Germany at all. Some of them waiting for Sadie and the inbred baby still, so they could pretend the baby was stealing my royal Hohenzollern Family off him, because he really was Kaiser of Germany.

They started pretending Kaiser Adolf Hitler wasn’t really Hohenzollern Royalty of Germany at all, to try to get out of the wedding, murder, suicide with “Eva” thing, whilst re-writing Mein Kampf, whilst they waited to see if Sadie Einstein arrived with the inbred baby to his stolen sperm to pretend to steal the Hohenzollern Royal Family estate off him, by pretending the baby was going to succeed him as Kaiser.  

Sounds like a lunatic pretending to be a physicist’s personal fake terrorism equation.

Others went completely insane pretending the inbred baby was born in the jail in Sadie’s spinster apartment on the other side of the bars to Kaiser Adolf’s huge cage cell. That Kaiser Adolf watched it grow up on the other side of the bars, including breast feeding and nappy changes, crawling, walking, first words, refusal to touch it, etcetera. But stoically said “No” on principle every morning when they asked him if he was ready to be dragged back to Berlin by the hair and chains to pretend Sadie and her baby were taking over my Hohenzollern Royal Family. They even pretended the baby’s first few complicated sentences were teasing him about never being allowed to change out of his formal dinner clothes he was abducted in, whilst it showed off its immaculately clean nappies every day, in an attempt to get him to say “yes”.

When Germany de-unified in 1949, they made the map of West and East Germany look like Sadie Einstein breast feeding her inbred baby that didn’t really exist, as if a sign of still being in a state of “waiting for Sadie’s brat” to arrive.

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When I was born on January 18, 1972, in Warragul hospital (which is still a hospital), Kaiser Adolf was on holidays in Gippsland with bizarre looking information about my mother and her husband Kevin Webb. He got the info from Births, Deaths, and Marriages Victoria Australia. Because of information overheard from drunk secret service agents in a bar in Italy. Including the whole story and bizarre seeming “possibility” the Australian couple could have a technically eligible child eligible under the Hohenzollern Monarchy Great-Grandchild Rule. He went to the couple’s family home address at 27 Campbell Street, Yarragon on the 18th of January 1972, around 6 hours after I had been coincidentally born in hospital before sunrise that day. He chose the 18th of January for the visit because it used to be Germany’s Royal Family public holiday. Nobody was home at 27 Campbell Street.

When he was leaving the property towards the road, an across the road neighbour who was waiting for news on the new baby, started a conversation with him. Kaiser Adolf was given directions to the hospital by the neighbour who told him nobody was home because “Judith was having a baby”. He decided to go to the hospital to get it all over and done with, whatever it really was. He asked at hospital reception with a laugh, and was given directions to my mother’s room. When Kaiser Adolf got to the maternity ward and started climbing the stairs to the second floor, first room on the left, I was drowned, not breathing with no pulse, in the sink at the top of the stairs by a man bred with Albert Einstein’s sperm, who was still holding me under the water. That man panicked and went through the doors to my mother’s room to shut her up. Kaiser Adolf saw me floating in the sink water, pulled me out, and decided to try CPR. I was revived by Kaiser Adolf, who said “Zighail there young baby!” when it became clear to him I was revived. I was around 7 to 8 hours old. He was 82.

And here I am, Prince Imperial Sir Brian Webb the Hohenzollern, confirmed successor to Kaiser Adolf Hitler and Kaiser Wilhelm 2 of the Constitutional Monarchy of Germany.

Also, Duke and Lord of the Habsburg Royal Family of Austria and Hungary.

Viscount of France as a descendant of Louis the 14th via the Habsburg Royal Family, too.

Only legitimate Romanov in the world as the only Grandchild of Ioseb “Stalin” Djugashvili the Romanov. Whose mother was the most recent Monarch of Russia, Tsarina Alexandra Feodorova the Romanov. Ioseb “Stalin” Djugashvili was her first-born child and a legitimate Romanov, but ineligible to be a Royal Romanov (as were his legitimate Children). I am his only legitimate Grandchild, and he was the only child of Tsarina Alexandra to live to become adult and have children.

I became the sole possibly technically eligible person in the world to become a Royal Romanov, inherit the Romanov estate, and become the next Tsar of Russia as successor to my Great Grandmother Alexandra, when my Grandfather Ioseb added me as a beneficiary in his private estate document in 1975. He did so after organizing a hair sample taken from me and sent to him in Kazakhstan. Ioseb died aged 98 in 1979, when I was 7. When the remains of the two unaccounted for Royal Romanov children (my Grand-Aunty and Grand-Uncle) murdered in 1917 were found in around 1991, I was confirmed as the only possibility to become the next member of the Russian Monarchy left in the world, under that Monarchy’s version of a Great-Grandchild rule.

If the Iraq Royal Family was active again, I would also be the first person approached to consider becoming the next Monarch of Iraq.

It’s a tough gig.