Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern - Escaped Prisoner of War Jail in Yugoslavia in 1959.

Happiness Is A Warm Gun?:

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Kaiser Adolf 1 escaped Prisoner of War Jail by playing what some people erroneously call “Russian Roulette” with prison guard “Joe” in 1959.

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Joe Reewoldt was a twangy, overly loud North American, plank town wild west type, who yelled everything in a panicked lunatic high-pitched Yosemite Sam on sedatives style. Hysterical at who and what he saw on the other side of the bars, always just out of fingertip reach from Kaiser Adolf, who had been stuck there for over 15 years in the same clothes he wore the night he was abducted, chained to the interior of the cell with a system of chains on pulleys.

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He offered Kaiser Adolf 1 the "opportunity" to play Gun Roulette after explaining the rules. Adolf said well that is a 1 in 6 chance of committing suicide for three turns, but you might shoot yourself....... "Okay".

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The prison guard had two guns and was ready to shoot Kaiser Adolf if he tried to find and fire the one bullet in the 6-chamber gun at him to make sure he wasn’t going to try to do him harm. His other gun was resting on his knee, pointed at Kaiser Adolf and ready to shoot. Joe had been on a killing spree apparently, after having an argument with his “old lady” which had resulted in him murdering her and quite a few others on his way to the prison, where he decided to make the “offer” of a game of Gun Roulette to the prisoner of war. He may have killed people who stood between Kaiser Adolf and the outside of the prison on the way.

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If six trigger pulls happen with no gun shot, the Roulette is supposed to be over. Gun put away for another time, maybe. A 1 in 6 chance of death, three turns each if it is two people. Kaiser Adolf 1 got a “do it, do it, pull the trigger, do it” from the guard, then a blank click after holding the gun to his head and pulling the trigger. The guard laughed, let go of his safety gun pointed at Kaiser Adolf, obtained the Roulette gun, put it down by his side, pulled the barrel out, spun the barrel around, clicked the barrel in, cocked it, and shot himself in the head the very next turn. 

When the guard fell off the chair dead, he lurched, fell forward and sideways, landed, and a shiny set of keys (to the chains, shackles and cell) laid out slightly forwards from his body on the floor within easy reach of Kaiser Adolf’s hand through the bars. Kaiser Adolf 1 thought “OHHH, He shot himself. And there’s a set of keys on his uniform….”. They call it “Roulette” because it can be like a croupier laying out winnings in a smooth here is your profit sweeping hand motion, apparently. Usually valuables, wallet, keys, identification, souvenirs, and keepsakes. Not that I want to sound like it is a viable game or justify it being played or anything. If at some point in the past it stopped being played forever, then that is well and good. He obtained the keys from the body of the guard, covered in blood, skull fragments, and brains, by using his enormous daily prison exercising muscles to pull the body to the bars and then the keys off  Joe’s uniform. He tried keys in all the locks, one by one, and eventually unlocked himself and then the cell. He made his way carefully through the prison to attempt to get outside into the open air, which quickly became his sole focus once he unlocked himself. When he got as far as he could with the keys off the guard’s uniform, he had two guns and some ammunition with him. The prison was “booby-trapped” with bare electric wire traps spread all over the interior. That turned out not to be an issue for Kaiser Adolf as he had a good scientific knowledge of electricity and was wearing thick concrete shoes. He knew the electricity would not flow through him and Earth if he only touched one live wire at a time and did not cross them over, as his concrete shoes would prevent the electricity from earthing. He moved them carefully by hand, one wire at a time, one hand at a time. Shooting things that he did not have a key for was a viable option. He eventually made it out into the fresh open air. The first natural outdoor cool breeze he had felt hit his body in fifteen and a half years.

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He escaped the proximity of the prison and decided to attempt to head north towards Italy, instead of towards Greece. Initially he went in the wrong direction and had to double back after getting his bearings. He was confronted once on the way by two uniformed men with a gun who told him to stop so they could check him. Prisoners of War and other "inmates" in the former Yugoslavia were often let loose in their prison gear so people could hunt them down and apprehend them for something to do, with prizes awarded each time one got caught. The chasers used to think it was entertaining to watch them try to take the opportunity to get away for good, as if it were weird fun.

Kaiser Adolf refused to stop and kept going, so they threatened to shoot him. He told them he was not stopping, so they shot him twice, once through the buttock, and one bullet that lodged in his back.

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When they approached him, they thought he was going to fall into their arms between their shoulders to be carried away, when he suddenly grabbed them by the side of the heads, and smashed their heads together with a solid cracking noise, knocking them both unconscious, one left  bleeding from the side of the head. He then took a deep wounded breath, raised his head in the air, and yelled “Freedom” in German in a long, drawn out, loud, screaming wounded moan. Which he later said was the most embarrassing thing he ever did in his life.

After finally busting the leg shackle open, and managing to remove the one around his arm, he walked & travelled over 1000 Kilometres to northern Italy. After the encounter that resulted in his bullet wounds, he evaded all snipers, checkpoints, police, military, spotlights, barbed wire, alarm sirens, guards, etcetera.

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He walked across the Italian border without being intercepted and ended up at a convent in a small town in north-eastern Italy, run by minor organised crime. He got their attention, told them he was Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern of Germany, he’d been a prisoner for 10, 13, he didn’t know how many years, and could they please get the authorities so he could speak to them. He was told to “fuck off” by a man who looked like a Priest, as he was too smelly. He had a protracted argument where he said he would just walk somewhere else, so they agreed to let him sit outside and called the authorities. A nun, possibly the “Mother Superior” decided to get the Convent camera out. Nearly every Convent in Italy had one, and the residents of each one liked to practice every now and then. The excuse for the Cameras was “just in case a statue started crying” or something. Kaiser Adolf said the nun with the Camera looked like a cross between Da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa”, and Picasso’s “Weeping Woman”. They gave him a piece of slightly gooey cheese with something with it that smelt like Parmesan. He sat down to wait on a concrete block and decided to slowly take a small nibble out of something he had not eaten in nearly 16 years, after the smell of it had gotten in his nostrils. Whilst he was prisoner, he had been fed nothing but the main course from the dinner he was abducted at. Slow cooked Beef Steak on request at least three times a day, and three of five vegetables per meal on rotation. The people who prepared it claimed they were going to charge him 1 million dollars a steak. An attempt to torture him into taking the extortion deal. The nun took a photo just as his eyes rolled back in his head due to the taste of the cheese. It is at the bottom of the page.

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When he sat down in the convent in Italy in 1959, he was still wearing the clothes he was wearing to dinner in December 1943, including the remains of his top hat and overcoat. His clothes hand repaired multiple times with whatever he could find. His shoes had been taken off whilst he was unconscious in 1943 or 1944, and concrete moulded around them (or used as moulds to make concrete versions), and he had concrete shoes on his feet that he could not remove. He had a broken shackle for a chain to pass through around his leg above the knee, was injured where he removed an arm shackle, had a deep small 1 cm wide stab wound down to the bone on one leg. His right leg was more blood than material, mainly due to the bullet wounds, and he had several other injuries. The scars from those bullet wounds were obvious to me the day I was born when he held me up against his chest. I even asked what they were.

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Interrogation:

Italian authorities interrogated him for around 18 months, all filmed on film cameras and recorded on listening devices, including hidden in his quarters outside of the usual interrogation procedure.

They watch and listen to footage of him being interrogated constantly there. Someone is watching snippets seemingly 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Bits of it have ended up on all sorts of media. As an example, if my Great-Grandpa’s voice was used in the audio for a horror movie, like hypothetically Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho”, it usually caused more people to watch because they, at least subconsciously, recognized his voice. His real personality and reputation pulled more people than usual in, and they then had to watch whatever else was there, like the horror incidents in the movie, whilst waiting to see if anything else was included to the end, like more of his voice. The types who included the snippets preferred to add bits of him to horror or evil themed things to mess with people’s minds, who had seen or heard fake history about him.

Anyone can imagine what the Italians did if they have read this far. They insisted on trying to get recognition from him of a female, as if he had sex with one or at least dated. That got the repeated reply “I’m Homosexual, everyone knows that”. It was the first time he EVER heard the name “Eva Braun” as well.

He found it boring. So boring that he ended up developing a procedure for lengthy interrogations, which is why they are like they are today. A clock like chess, break times, designated meal and Coffee breaks, designated timing for changing the security guards, better Camera position, Microphone testing, that sort of thing.

In the end he took a shine to a young security guard in his twenties (Kaiser Adolf was in his seventies) and spent days trying to chat him up. Painstakingly making him aware that it had been over 15 years and he knew what would probably happen. If you are interested, he got his man in the end.

After he escaped in 1959 and was taken in by Italian authorities, the Berlin wall was completed, with sections of it that were not there before his escape made to look just like his concrete prisoner shoes with rendering and other methods. Not like a brick wall.

When word got out he was in Italy, some people asked if he had been dropped at the Italian border, and did he have a female and a 14-year-old child with him, as if he had finally agreed to the torture extortion deal in exchange for release. A simple way to avoid discussing who was really to blame for what he was faked being responsible for, and what was done to him.

I’m also sure someone somewhere would have said, “if the female and the 14 year old aren’t with him, maybe we could have the wall taken down and Germany reunified, if he finds her and the teenager (that didn’t exist  due to the miscarriage) and says yes to the extortion deal. You know, tell him he can resume being Kaiser and have his name publicly cleared”. Perhaps the motive for completing the wall? Keep in mind the heinous crimes they were covering up, and pretending were his fault.

Some people are still insisting on pretending he did not get released before his escape in 1959, because he was refusing to agree to end the torture, whilst watching the baby grow up on the other side of the bars.

There was no baby. Only a miscarried foetus.

In the end, he was clean. The Italians had NOTHING on him worth heading to charges or a trial for. A visit to a court or a war crimes tribunal would have been a public disaster for the lunatics who falsified the history and committed the crimes, and they genuinely had NOTHING on him. He would have been exonerated of absolutely everything they would have had to attempt to charge him with to get him to a war crime hearing in the first place.

Italians also regularly stole biological samples off Kaiser Adolf after he settled in Italy, collecting a bizarrely large amount of them. If he went out, his house was broken into so they could pluck clean his razors etcetera for hair and other biological samples. In the end, whenever he shaved he just threw the razor out of the window on the second floor down to the street, waited for it to bounce and make a noise, and then listened for the sound of someone’s shoes scurrying over to pause and pick it up and then hurry off again, to keep them out of his house.

Kaiser Adolf’s Imperial Seal Die Matrix (The Bird Is the Word):

Whilst he was being interrogated in Italy, he regularly fondled a lapel pin and two buttons in his hands, telling Italian authorities he became attached to them as the only objects that were on his clothing from when he went to dinner in 1943. Italian authorities’ reaction was a “There, there. You poor thing. Buttons. Isn’t that sad”. The three objects were the parts for his Imperial Seal Dye matrix, a requirement for sealing official Imperial documents with a wax seal to authorize them and make them authentic. He wore a copy of his matrix on his clothing when required, disguised as the Lapel Pin & Two buttons. Made of Titanium, they fitted together to form a dye, which could then be pushed into document wax leaving a relief of his registered Kaiser’s seal. He thought it was comically very “James Bond like” in the 1940’s.

In 1960 he took diplomatic asylum in Italy, too late for who he was and where he’d been not to get out in the local area of Europe, and his life improved, in a “lunatics circus freakshow” environment.

He placed his Imperial seal die matrix parts in a personal safe he requested in Italy in his accommodation. When it arrived, it was the size of a Bar Fridge. He picked it up with his bare hands and held it aloft on his shoulders whilst what was required to bolt it to the roof and wall of the accommodation he was given was completed, after changing the combination. Then had it welded so it could not be removed, without demolishing the building. When Italian authorities came to take the safe away laughing, it had been very securely bolted and welded to the roof and wall above head height, unable to be removed to be forced open. It is still there in a building left to me in his Italian estate.

If the lunatics in Yugoslavia, or to a lesser extent Italy, had stolen his seal die matrix, they could have faked any Imperial looking document they wanted starting as early as 1944, and used an authentic seal die matrix that matched the last documents wax authorised, in October 1943, down to microscope level.

Instead there is only documents authorising me, His Imperial Highness Prince Imperial Sir Brian J Webb as his heir in 1972, personally written, signed, and sealed by His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Adolf 1 Hitler the Hohenzollern himself. Sealed with the same matrix as his last official documents before his abduction in 1943.

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Kaiser Adolf became a rock star as “Wolfgang”:

Kaiser Adolf 1 became a huge back of the band music star in his seventies as a drummer and co-writer of some massively influential music, after telling Italians he sort of “taught himself the drums” in his cell for something to do, and being given a drum kit to try. All he could do whilst being held captive was exercise like a makeshift home gym, eat, play percussion on anything he had, and try to manage his hygiene. He used to play anything that was available to bang or tap with makeshift drumsticks using his Glockenspiel skills in his cell, rattling chains, and other items for cymbal like percussion noises. That included plates, bowls, mugs, chairs, etcetera, whilst sitting in what is now the familiar professional drum kit position on a chair in his cell. When he first tried an actual drum kit for the first time, he smashed the drums and dented all the cymbals at first, but when he learnt how to play gently, he was quite good, then sort of awesome, then actually awesome. When he cleaned himself up and healed after escape, he had exercised in his cell so much that he looked like one of the most muscular men over 70 in the world.

He left the rights to the songs he co-wrote or produced to me in his Italian estate (as sole beneficiary), about a year after correctly naming me his only eligible Imperial Heir in 1972.

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Propaganda Blizzard Cover Up:

Lunatics behaviour and strange planet kleptomania behaviour, including faked history, and the industry of faking music, movies, film, television, documents, historical information, photographs etcetera about Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern, are all a propaganda blizzard to cover the heinous crimes against him up. People would have said it had already gone too far, and they could not stop. Some lunatics just behave as if it is ongoing in continuum, as if that is a purpose in life, thinking they had a head start on me compared to Kaiser Adolf 1 when they found out about me when I was 1 month old in 1972. I have correctly assumed a lot of the faked media about Kaiser Adolf 1 was especially produced, probably worse than what was there before, in larger quantities, which is not my fault, especially because I got named his sole heir to both his estates.

People regularly re-work the fake material and superimpose themselves in, pretending it gives them magic powers over anyone who sees it, particularly if the viewer starts pretending Kaiser Adolf 1 was evil. When there was no chance of a baby due to the miscarriage in 1944, it was an obvious option to some lunatics to pretend he was to blame for all their evil, thinking he would never escape as he was told they would not release him regardless.

Most of the really disgusting stuff available is themed around the nationality and religion of the men Kaiser Adolf 1 dated or had sex with prior to being abducted. He had relationships with quite a few, including several Jewish men, one of which he was dating publicly when he became Kaiser.

They have falsified the history of my Imperial family, particularly Kaiser Adolf 1 Hitler the Hohenzollern, World War 2, etcetera, because they are pretending the people responsible for the heinous abduction, imprisonment and torture of the German Monarch and Chancellor Kaiser Adolf, between December 1943 and 1959 to try to steal my imperial family, were “robbed” by a miscarriage.

Bad luck, “act of god”, their own stupidity, bad planning, decent people, his respectable good influence, call it what you want, they thought they had him, he’d agree and be dead in Germany a short time after the baby was born, making it his successor.

They pretend if the baby had been born, he would have agreed, returned to Germany, introduced his new evil wife he was forced to marry to the public, authorized the illegitimate baby at gunpoint, and they would have killed him afterwards, making the terrorist bred extortion baby Prince Imperial.

Because the evil terrorist whore had a miscarriage, and Kaiser Adolf had been made infertile (with no semen stored before he was made infertile), they claim they were “robbed” by a miscarriage, and therefore have the crime right to try to “finish the job”.

They still impersonate the evil terrorist, rapist, torturing whore screaming like a lunatic after she had a miscarriage at two and a half months, staring at a dead foetus for two weeks, screaming their perfect plan had gone wrong, and because of all the ridiculous falsified information to make Kaiser Adolf look evil, pretend people should show them sympathy because they did not take over my imperial family, in 1944 or 1945.

Germany became similar to Mad Max movies in some ways after Kaiser Adolf was abducted, and I could include the parts featuring a dead foetus in Yugoslavia to that.

So they have been trying to make him look as ridiculously evil as possible since, to cover up the crime against him, my Imperial Family of Germany, the world, and to pretend if the evil woman and her cohorts had succeeded, the female and the baby would have been “the lesser of two evils” in the end.

Therefore, they think they should be allowed to finish the job and steal it off me, Kaiser Adolf’s legitimate heir to the Hohenzollern Imperial Family, the Constitutional Monarchy of Germany, now.

They carry on 24 hours a day, seven days a week pretending he was evil, they were robbed, they should be given all sympathy, and they should be allowed to do whatever they want to complete the extortion robbery now, as if it is sort of “putting things as they should be”.

The more they carry on and fake the history to make my Great-Grandfather look evil, the more they think the crime against him has been covered up, the more they pretend they deserve to steal it now as if it would “put things right”, and the more they think they look like the “lesser of two evils”.

That is why the falsified material is so ridiculous to attempt to make Adolf look massively evil. In their opinion, it must look eviller than what they did to him, and the crimes they committed after he was abducted.

Total insanity.

Some of them are still pretending Homosexual means “inbred Bisexual”, try to falsify historical records to make it look like it could be a “factor” in the sexuality of myself, and my Imperial Family ancestors and predecessors.

Kaiser Adolf 1 Hitler the Hohenzollern was a decent, honest, respectable, Homosexual, loveable world leader, who was Monarch and Chancellor of Germany, who was drugged and abducted, kept unconscious for weeks, chained up in an underground cell, sexually assaulted for his semen (which was used to get the lunatic extortion whore pregnant), chemically made infertile, sexually assaulted again repeatedly to check if he had been made infertile, then woken up and told he would:

• Not be allowed to bathe or change his clothes.

• Only be allowed to eat Beef and three of five vegetables three times a day on request (the main course at the dinner he attended, that he ate just before declining to publicly date and get engaged to the lunatic female).

• Remained chained up.

• Just have to “make do” washing and going to the toilet.

Until:

• He agreed to marry the female in the jail.

• He agreed to adopt the baby when it was born as his heir.

• In exchange for return to Germany at gunpoint like a prisoner to authorise the two into my Imperial Family, after introducing the evil whore and child to the waiting terrorists, traitors, and lunatics.

• Then they would allow him to attempt to restore order (before they killed him and stole my imperial family, to become like “Game of Thrones”).

There is evidence the baby miscarried because it was deliberately illegally inbred. The female was related to Kaiser Adolf through his Cousin Albert Einstein, and they wanted to introduce a deliberately inbred baby to my Imperial Family to pretend inbreeding in past generations was the “cause of all the Homosexuals” in the family history, via a “genetic deformity”. The biological connection between the female and Albert Einstein may have been the reason Kaiser Adolf 1 accepted the dinner invitation in the first place.

They regularly impersonate the female after her miscarriage screaming like a lunatic, that her perfect torture extortion plot went wrong with a dead foetus in front of her, and expect sympathy, offers to “help”, and an attitude that they were robbed. Repulsive, disgusting, vulgar, violent, lunatic utter deranged scum.

Every falsified piece of information you see is to cover up the fifteen and a half years he spent chained to a wall, with people pretending she had a baby in October 1944, and he watched it grow up on the other side of the bars, but refused to agree to the extortion deal on principle.

They were still pretending he might be able to agree, if he found the woman, and the baby that didn’t really exist, when he died in December 1977, and pretending he could “cut a deal” to return to Germany and resume being Kaiser, if he found her and the (imaginary) baby, and they would stop falsifying Imperial and German history to make him look more evil than the scum who abducted him in 1943, if he did.

What’s A Television?:

Remember, they were trying to find ways to torture him into agreeing (as if there was a baby) when the take home television was invented. He was still chained to the wall infertile being heinously abused under the same circumstances when people started taking televisions home.

The misinformation about Kaiser Adolf 1, to make him look eviller than they were (are), started on television as soon as television was commercially available for the average home, to cover up Kaiser Adolf 1 being abducted in 1943 in the first place, and still being a prisoner of war after being publicized as dead.

It is one of the most disgustingly ridiculous and deconstructive mental illness causing industries in the history of the world, now.

When he escaped, they had to explain to him what a television is, then sat him down in front of one, and showed him faked material about him to make him look heinously evil. With all references to him being Imperial Family and Kaiser of Germany removed or omitted. He had never seen one before. His emotional response to what he saw was almost masked by seeing a television for the first time, and his curiosity about how it worked.

I sort of think of people staring at him open mouthed, waiting for an emotional breakdown at what he was watching, and him being more curious about how it worked, and what he was getting for dinner that wasn’t Beef. The guy had the ability to prioritize, what can I say. When he questioned the ridiculously fictionalized material he saw, portraying him so falsely it almost seemed as if he never existed at all, they sat down and tried to explain that they had no option but to try to portray him as a total madman. Running the proverbial gauntlet, hoping he did not jump them in anger, obviously. I guess they thought in the end he should pretend to be flattered that they pretended to blame him for everything evil that happened in World War 2, and after if you understand my meaning.

The invention and commercialisation of the take home television was the worst possible timing for him, and as it has turned out, the rest of the world, and still is. Sane people come and go, get involved in the “fictional alternate reality” they claim they created, and go insane.

There was one incident where he was watching fake historical information about him that was repulsive in the extreme, with the usual people around trying not to giggle, looking at the screen. He suddenly stood upright and went over to the television, then kicked every part of the front of the unit in with his foot, including the thick cathode ray tube, until there was only electrical sparking like fireworks.

Kaiser Adolf Hitler 1 the Hohenzollern is not the only one affected by that phenomenon, of the “bad timing” of the invention of take-home television. But he is the most obvious example of the largest lunatic’s false alternate reality, in the history of the world since television.